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    "I don’t like oranges.”
    “Since when?” Eddie frowns. “You used to love oranges.”
    Christopher shrugs. “I don’t like them anymore.”
    And that’s fine, really. Tastes change. Christopher doesn’t have to like oranges.
    It’s just that he does. Christopher loves oranges. Christopher has loved oranges since the first time he tasted one, Eddie watching on over a shaky video call from the desert.

     

    Or, Eddie knows his kid, and his kid loves oranges. Buck knows both of them better than Eddie realized. He shows it in various citrus-based ways.

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    08 Apr 2025

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    How to supreme an orange - paleredheadinascifi - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 08/04/2025
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    How to supreme an orange - paleredheadinascifi - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 18/06/2026
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    Buck didn’t wake up on a random Tuesday morning in sunny Los Angeles and think to himself, “Today I’d like to kidnap a child.” Unfortunately, sometimes these things just happen.

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    Set right after season one, in which Buck is already aware he's bisexual, he accidentally kidnaps a child and makes a new BFF while trying very hard not to be arrested for something that is totally, 100% not his fault, he swears. Hijinks ensue.

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    24 May 2025

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    The Totally Awesome Kidnapping of Chris Diaz - Chapter 9 - HeartOfTheMirror - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 24/05/2025
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    The Totally Awesome Kidnapping of Chris Diaz - Chapter 9 - HeartOfTheMirror - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 08/08/2025
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    The Totally Awesome Kidnapping of Chris Diaz - Chapter 9 - HeartOfTheMirror - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 17/06/2026
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    The kid claps a hand over his mouth. His eyes are huge and sparkling with something that looks like excitement or mischief, probably both.

    "Sorry, sorry," he whispers loudly. Then he leans forward, like he's about to share a secret. "You're a hunk, right?"

    Buck chokes on nothing. "I. What?"

    "A hunk," the kid repeats. "You know, a hunk."

    "I..." Buck has no idea what's happening. "Sure? I guess? I mean, I've been told... I work out sometimes—"

    "Perfect!" The kid is already digging around in his backpack. He pulls out a slightly crumpled rectangle of cardstock and presents it to Buck with great ceremony. "This is for you."

    It's a handmade card written in crayon, blue crayon. The handwriting is careful but wobbly, the letters all different sizes.

    My dad likes boys and is single. He is a HERO and fights fires like Superman. He is a hunk. If intrested, please contact Chris Diaz.

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    Christopher's fix-it kit for lonely dads.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    chris diaz, matchmaker extraordinaire - madforyou - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 17/06/2026
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    "Eddie!" Buck barges into Eddie's house with his strawberries and honey and burning need to understand what the fuck just happened. "Why have you been telling everyone at the farmer's market you're gay and have a husband??!" 

    "Uh, cause I haven't?" Eddie says, looking confused, mug halfway to his mouth. 

    "Then why does everyone at the farmer's market think you're gay and happily married?" Buck exclaims. "Gayly!" 

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    Everyone at the farmer's market thinks Eddie is gay and married, and Buck has no fucking clue how they got that idea.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The Curious Case of Eddie's Mysterious Husband - shrimprangoon - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
    Date: 17/06/2026
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    17 Jun 2026