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    TRUST FALL by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    18 Jan 2026

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    At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.

    Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"

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    or, Peter takes the plunge.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    W.A.P. by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    02 Aug 2024

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    At a hangout with some of the other various heros of New York, Peter gets dared to record a video performing the WAP dance, sending it to someone in his contacts.

    Picking Deadpool turns out to not be the smartest idea when the team informs him that he can't contact him for twenty-four hours.

    Luckily, Deadpool can be counted on to come up with some solutions.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    21 Feb 2019

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    Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

    Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

    Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

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    29 Jun 2026

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    It's That Easy by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)  

    09 Mar 2019

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    After an emotional break up with Alpha!Harry, Omega!Peter is determined to find his own way in the world.
    A heat that comes on too quickly lands him at Weasel's bar, the domain of one very Alpha Wade Wilson, who takes one look at Peter and knows they they are meant to be mates.
    Wade doesn't think Peter wants to be matched with an Alpha at all, much less an Alpha that looks like him, so he keeps things platonic, ignoring his feelings so Peter feels safe.
    Peter wants more from the Alpha than just a text messages and hilarious-but-inappropriate jokes and over drinks one night, he asks Wade to share his next heat.
    Was finding real love as easy as a chance meeting at a crappy bar?

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    “He wants me to hold him.” Wade folded his arms and ducked his chin. “I don’t know how to do that.”

    "I can google it for you?” Weasel shrugged. “But you just sorta put your arms around him and squeeze. Kindergarten stuff, right?”

    The Alpha scowled. "I want to hold him, I just can’t.”

    “Oh you mean because of the old avocado hate f*cking another avocado thing?” Weasel pointed to Wades face. “Don’t sweat it, I hear millennials love avocados. He should be fine.”

    "You're the worst."

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

    17 Jan 2021

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    21 Jun 2026