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    Shane Hollander, a lonely and longing househusband, calls pool cleaning services at the beginning of summer.

    Ilya Rozanov the pool boy shows up.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “You could date me,” Rozanov says nonchalantly.

    Wait. What?

    Shane is sure he must’ve misheard. He stares at the other boy in disbelief, his mouth hanging slightly open.

    “What?” he asks aloud, because surely Rozanov must’ve hit his head or something.

    But the blond man just shrugs casually. “You need hot fake boyfriend. I am available.”

    or, the fake dating hollanov fic, in which Shane desperately wants his ex to think that he's no longer hung up on him and his rival Ilya Rozanov is more than happy to help.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It’s only when Shane turns around and chuckles quietly that J.J. fully notices the flush on his cheeks and the soft smile gracing his lips. 

    He can’t help but come to the horrific realisation–

    Shane has a crush on Ilya Rozanov. 

    Holy shit. 

    What if, instead of setting Shane up with other guys after discovering his crush on Ilya, J.J. just tried to set Hollanov up instead?

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    31 May 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane waited with bated breath, mentally preparing himself for the incoming judgement. “...I think I’m homophobic.”

    Rose barely kept the surprised off her face. “What?”

    “I think I’m homophobic.”

    “What the fuck do you mean you think you’re homophobic?”

    He groaned. “I don’t know! I think I’m prejudiced against gay people. Isn’t that pretty self-explanatory?”

    Shane has Feelings about the men his roommate, Ilya, brings home. He consults Reddit for advice on how to stop being homophobic. 

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    31 May 2026