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    a story of love, mistakes, and the children of the two most intractable men in bohemia.

    when lord hans capon receives a letter from his dear friend, he jumps at the opportunity to help godwin chase bandits out of uzhitz. with his son, heinrich, in tow, lord capon arrives quickly in the quaint farming town, and is immediately met with the past he's spent twelve years trying to forget.

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    canon-compliant robvash thread fics in the same storyline

    imported from twitter :)

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    a collection of ohfaun's fic threads originally posted on twitter!

    none of these are beta'd and only very lightly edited. all of them are shorter than my average full-length fics unless i was really drinking some go juice that day lol

    i will be posting these every other day until i catch up and then i'll be posting new ones on ao3 right after they go up on twt

    enjoy!

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    Everyone’s on edge, words on the tip of their tongues, but no one dares to speak. No one wants to address the elephant in the room. 

    Except for Daemon, of course. Because he’s a madman like that, relishes the drama and the chaos like it’s a cup of tea in the afternoon.

    “So,” Daemon says with a wicked grin. “Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that Aemond’s girlfriend is literally the female version of our Lucerys?”

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Hoo wee mama im THROBBIN

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    Dunk’s small, cluttered garage receives a pair of most unexpected guests in the middle of the night on a random Friday.
    Aerion Targaryen is as pretty as he is mean, yet Dunk tries not to think about that fact too much— he is most likely never to see the man again. Unexpectedly, however, Aerion keeps coming back. The tension between them becomes harder and harder to ignore…

    Or,

    Aerion thinks he’s giving the hot mechanic more than obvious signs. Dunk wouldn’t know flirting if it flashed him.
    They make it work.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Im gonna pass out

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    Aerion tosses another coin on top of the table, grabbing his sword belt to leave. The girl picks it up, glancing at him in confusion, “You already paid me, Milord.”

    “To keep your mouth shut.” He mutters, stepping out into the hall without looking at her. The last thing he wanted getting around was that the Dragon Prince was impotent.

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    24 May 2026

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    One of the best written fics I've read. And it made me cry. Goddamn dude

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    "All considered there would be bigger fish, when St. Peter would tally up his crimes. But somewhere along the way Satan must have dug his talons into him, because there was no holy reason for why he should enjoy the feeling of a man's flesh beneath his fist the way he does. For why the pain of a receiving blow should excite him so. He always knew he liked it too much, even when he was younger. Liked the way it made his blood run hot, the way when the other boys would take their shirts off and then he'd know he was sinning just by being there."

    Henry keeps showing up with mysterious injuries and terrible lies. Hans is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Hell yeah dude

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    “Henry! Do you doubt my bedroom prowess?”

    His page set him with a withered look, though his eyes dropped down Hans’ body quicker than the snap of a branch; skimming the outline of him through his attire, peeking at the bottom of his pourpoint as if to assess his claim. Hans let his legs open a little wider; confident, smug. Henry blinked and brought his gaze back up in an instant, cheeks a faint shade of pink.

    “I think you exaggerate.”

    or: hans learns henry is inexperienced. hans considers himself something of a sexpert. cue a very involved and highly heterosexual discussion of intimacy.
    intimacy with a girl.
    obviously.

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    23 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yeeeeehaw