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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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19 Dec 2023
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We're Both Of Us Above by obstinatrix
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2019
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Crowley lets slip that he knows a certain something about Aziraphale. He seems to think it's important; Aziraphale doesn't understand why. Until he does.
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19 Dec 2023
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Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
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19 Dec 2023
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“I’ve not a clue what we’re doing out here, where we are.” His slurred voice is far too casual. “My brain’s all wibbly, angel. Proper—pickled herring. Won’t remember a thing about tonight, I reckon.” He stares at Aziraphale purposefully.
Crowley is off his head on laudanum. Not responsible for his actions.
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13 Dec 2023
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Wet'N'Wild by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2020
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So, another crack!fic of comedy porn was demanded for the “Throat-Spackling Twunts and Other Nonsense” collection (& discord server), On one of the NSFW Good Omens facebook groups, a post was shared which went:
“Do ya pu$$y ever randomly get wet and you’re just like ???? what is it girl??? What do you see???”
The comment was “I saw this and it made me think about if Aziraphale decided to have a vulva but didn’t really think too much about how they work and he just gets wet when he sees Crowley and either (a) freaks the fuck out or (b) asks Crowley what the deal is and Crowley chokes on air, and now I’m just giggling like a nut.”
So I was dared to write a crack version.
This is absolutely not meant to be taken seriously. Somehow the “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” fic led to this nonsense. I’m not even sorry any more, I’m going to hell anyway. See you filthy buggers down there. *Raises glass*.NEW! JuliaJekyll has done a PODFIC go and have a listen!
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06 Dec 2023
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my hands are open (comfort me) by MovesLikeBucky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Feb 2023
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Crowley, being of a reptilian nature, gets rather testy when he’s in the cold too long. Luckily, Azirpahale knows just how to warm him up.
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21 Nov 2023
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It was always going to happen, it was just a matter of time. They've been in a decaying orbit for years, and at some point the collision was inevitable.
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21 Nov 2023
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Put away all I know for tonight by dragon_temeraire
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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“I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”
“One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.
(Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)
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21 Nov 2023
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In which Crowley hasn't been seen for a while, and Aziraphale decides to check up on him.
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20 Nov 2023
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Many Different Ways to Eat an Oyster by ineffabildaddy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
04 Dec 2023
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"You'll never guess what people have been saying about oysters..." Aziraphale's speech was muffled as his mouth was full.
Crowley cocked his head to the side and raised an eyebrow. He suspected that he knew where this was going, but he wanted to play it off as if he didn't for as long as inhumanly possible. He waved his hand in a gesture of encouragement. "Go on."
"You see, they say that oysters are..." The angel lowered his voice and inhaled. "... an aphrodisiac."
Rome, 41AD: Aziraphale successfully "tempts" Crowley to go for dinner and try oysters with him. Crowley confesses during dinner that he's never hooked up with anyone before, and Aziraphale sets about putting this to rights immediately.
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Teasing Lips (With My Own) by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2023
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Over the years, Crowley keeps asking Aziraphale to kiss them…as a joke.
(A pre-S2 style love confession and first kiss fic! Featuring lots of flirting and Crowley being ridiculous.)
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- Part 40 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
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15 Nov 2023
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To Love You, Fully by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jan 2020
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It was a bit of a surprise when Aziraphale was the one who needed reassurance during their first time, but nothing snapped Crowley out of his own anxiety more than the need to love and take care of him.
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10 Oct 2023
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Exposed by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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“Oh,” Gabriel’s eyes widened, hand coming to rest upon his chest. The smugness left his face, instantly replaced with realization and a hint of horror in his eerie, violet eyes. He was quiet for a long, unbearable pause.
“Uh, what?” Crowley asked, lifting his head.
Gabriel was staring at Aziraphale, looking positively astounded. “I feel it. I, this has been around you for a long time, but I feel it even more now. I guess because he’s actually here with you.”
Aziraphale shifted on his feet anxiously, dread in the pit of his stomach. “What on earth are you talking about?”
“You love him,” Gabriel said, almost in awe. It wasn’t an accusation, but a statement of fact.
Crowley’s jaw dropped with an audible intake of breath and his sunglasses slid down the bridge of his nose. He whipped around to him.
Aziraphale wanted to bolt.
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In which Gabriel can feel how much Aziraphale loves Crowley, and outs him.- Language:
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09 Oct 2023
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Forgiven, Loved by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jul 2019
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Crowley believes he is utterly unforgivable and unlovable from his Fall, especially in the eyes of an angel. Aziraphale, shocked to discover how little Crowley truly thinks of himself, must set the record straight.
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09 Oct 2023
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chocolates, honey by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Sep 2023
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“Honey,” he murmured as he pulled back, and Aziraphale blinked dreamily.
“Yes?”
“N-not you,” Crowley stuttered, embarrassed but amused, and then had an idea. He reached for the chocolates. Unwound the string, and took one out. It was pretty, delicate: a light brown with dark chocolate drizzle, a dash of gold dust, and a filling of creamy ganache. Marc de Champagne .
The angel licked his hungry lips, again, and Crowley held the práline out to him. Aziraphale took it with his mouth, and bit off half of it, and, oh satan, held eye contact the entire time. He chewed, taking his time, and swallowed.
“Scrumptious,” he said, and then pushed Crowley’s arm towards the demon’s own face. “Try it.”
“Me?”
(This is a universe in which they've been fucking for millennia, but never outright: always under the veneer of false pretense.)
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- Part 2 of False Pretenses
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01 Oct 2023
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There are so many feelings running through Aziraphale after Crowley saved his books, they managed to perform a perfect Bullet Catch together, and he thwarted a Demon's plan against Crowley, that something was bound to happen between them eventually. It all culminates in the two of them finally coming together backstage in a West End dressing room.
“Crowley.” Aziraphale breathed into the space between them, just as an Angel had breathed the stars into the Universe once upon a time.
And, exactly like the Universe that he had once helped to create, Crowley came alive with a blinding and all-encompassing passion.
“I’ve got you Angel.” He promised. “I’ve got you.”
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20 Sep 2023
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a change of routine by elloquial
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 May 2020
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in which crowley comes to the bookshop for quarantine and they settle into a routine together, until aziraphale fucks it up (for the better). follows starved for (your) company
as promised, the inevitable "close quarters makes them confess their love" sequel, with an extra scoop of "as much domesticity and Relatable Lockdown Content as I could justify"!
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- Part 2 of elloquial's lockdown fix-it
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18 Sep 2023
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Popping crowley's love bubble, tooth rotting fluff
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Waiting for the Sun by Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2020
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"Crowley ends up hissing in an attempt to reply quicker than he can work his jaw muscles, assurances spilling faster than he can pronounce them. He's never been surer about anything than about loving Aziraphale and wanting to be loved back by him.
Somehow, the angel must understand some of it, because he reaches out and pushes some of Crowley's hair back behind his ear and says 'a bit fast, eh?' “
Despite the kissing, despite hearing 'I love you,' despite wanting it, Crowley's struggling to accept yesterday's sudden change in their relationship. Another walk on another beach together and another conversation.
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- Part 2 of Seems Like A Long Time
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18 Sep 2023
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In Pieces by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley has been nursing his broken heart in a numb stupor since the day Aziraphale left for Heaven, but it turns out he isn't the only one suffering.
Their kiss did not go unnoticed by the Metatron, nor unpunished.- Language:
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21 Aug 2023
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Atonement by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2023
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What an awful thing, to be an angel so terrified of the unadulterated love pressed to his lips that he rejected the frightened, vulnerable heart Crowley offered to him. Aziraphale wishes he could go back in time and stop himself, but all he can do is plead for forgiveness.
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21 Aug 2023