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Maker's Balls And Then Some by FanForFen (puddinghead3)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Jan 2022
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So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.
How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?
I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.
Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...
I'll make a believer out of you yet.