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    Simon has never been good with kids. When a child appears out of thin air in his submarine and the COI still refuses to pull him up, all Simon can do is protect her from the horrors of the ocean. Even if he knows there's not much hope for either of them to live.

     

    Ryland Grace is living his best life on Erid. He has a wonderful best friend, scientific colleagues who respect him, and students who adore him. Unless he decides to make the journey back to Earth, however, he doesn't expect to see another human any time soon. He certainly wasn't expecting to stumble upon a traumatized father and daughter welded into a blood-filled submarine.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.

    Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.

    Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Simon,” Grace rushes over to him, trying desperately to stifle his panic and remember that none of this is real. “What happened to you?”

    Simon looks past him as he responds. “Everything… hurts.” A fresh tear runs down the man’s face. “Please, Grace. Help me.

    The Eridians find a bloody submarine near their planet, and Grace is surprised by how the terrified man who came along with it captures his attention. Now, he needs to get Simon to trust him enough to open up about his past, the injuries they found him with, and the reason he refuses to sleep.

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    Blending of movie genres ~ Simon experiences PHM-level hope for the first time in his life, and Grace gets thrown headfirst into horrors beyond his comprehension.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    A comic re-posted from my Tumblr

    There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.

    So, he doesn't

    Good luck to Grace and Rocky

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    07 Jun 2026

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    After being turned into a logic-defying monster, Simon finds himself crawling into a different reality. One where the stars still remain. Even if they are fading.

    Simon was no longer human. So why was he so desperate to connect with Grace?

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    Solving centuries of trauma surrounding eldritch horror gods by befriending a space man and a rock.

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    02 Jun 2026