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for what it's worth, i think you're a great captain by privateerwrites
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jan 2026
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shane and ilya are soulmates - fated to be with each other forever, fated to find each other, doomed by the universe. it's the kind of thing every kid dreams about: playing their favorite sport, finding their soulmate, falling in fatal, horrible love. it's also the kind of thing nobody dreams about: falling in love with someone you can't ever have, finding your soulmate somewhere they will never be able to be with you, living a total fucking lie.
it's tearing them apart but it's also, just maybe, everything they've ever dreamed of.
or: what happens when two people fall in love with the idea of each other before they've ever met, and why, just maybe, that might turn out okay
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After a twisted ankle and an uncomfortable realization, Yaku starts to see a different side of Lev—one he doesn't want to kick at all. (Or, well... not often.)
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18 Jul 2026
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Day Six: 5+1 Times |
Brief Encounters|Office AUFive ways Wakatoshi tells Tendou he loves him (plus one time he says it directly)
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- Part 6 of UshiTen Week 2020
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12 Jul 2026
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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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- Part 1 of the world will follow after
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12 Jul 2026
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you're really pushing it (but you're going much too slowly) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
20 Jul 2019
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"Ow, my fingers." Tendou's face contorts into a mock expression of anguish, but there's too much amusement in his brows for Wakatoshi to be fooled. He doesn't let go and instead half-drags the blocker off to the side. But Tendou is not so easily thwarted.
"Wakatoshi-kun! Ow! That hurts!" he squawks evilly, playing dirty by getting Coach Washijou's attention.
"Ushijima! What are you doin' over there?"
Wakatoshi lets go like Tendou's hands are on fire. "Nothing. Sorry."
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12 Jul 2026
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The Mystery of Ushijima Wakatoshi’s Chocolate-Making, Paris-Living Boyfriend by crookedsilence
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Jun 2021
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Ushijima having a boyfriend who lives in Paris and makes chocolates isn’t impossible.
But it is a little unbelievable.
Or, five times someone asked about Ushijima’s love life, and one time no one needed to.
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12 Jul 2026