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    Horror strikes him down where he stands, then. He sways, stumbles to put his back to the living room wall. Harry is woozy in disbelief, watching the two words slashed into his chest in livid red just like the scar on his forehead. ‘AVADA KEDAVRA.’

    He knows those words, the first he can remember, his earliest memory. It feels like he hasn’t breathed in minutes. When he comes back to the moment, he finds that perhaps he hasn’t. Harry gasps for air like a fish does for water, and doesn’t find it. His back has slid down the wall somehow and his hands grip his head, hair clenched in fists.

    Then he realizes he’s actually panting, a ringing in his ears, blocking out whatever it is people are saying to him. Hermione crouches in front of him where he can’t possibly miss her, palms settling gently on his knees.

    “Harry,” she’s saying. “Harry, it’s going to be alright.”

    How?

    How can it ever possibly be alright again?

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    In a world where the first words you ever speak to your soulmate appear once both soulmates have turned seventeen, Harry receives a bit of bad news.

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    In which Harry fashions himself into a war bride.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    The crux of the matter is that it’s optics, really, when push comes to shove. The league wants more eyes on the rink, his mother thinks that opening up his branding could be good for him as he gets older, and the magazine wants to do a whole fucking spread on omega advancements in the workplace.

    Shane gets that. He does. He, even somewhat easily, understands that—he’s been a voice for omegas since he was fourteen and presenting, already locked into hockey with all the viciousness of a spurned, heatbroken omega.

    OR: Shane & Ilya get booked to do a modeling shoot for the famed softcore porn magazine SHIVER. It's much bigger news, though, just how close the two of them actually are.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Name: Shane M. Hollander
    Sex: Male
    Secondary Sex: Other
    (If other - please elaborate): A3O2 gene mutation
    Age: 22
    Height: 6'0
    Weight: 180 lbs
    Profession: tax auditor
    Gender and Secondary Sex Preferences: M/Alpha

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    Name: Ilya G. Rozanov
    Sex: Male
    Secondary Sex: Alpha
    Age: 28
    Height: 6'3
    Weight: 245 lbs
    Profession: prefer not to answer
    Gender and Secondary Sex Preferences: not picky :)

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    Ilya and Shane meet using a government ABO matching agency. Shane is drawn to the process because he can be open about his genetic mutation while remaining anonymous. The A3O2 genetic mutation presents itself as having both Omega and Alpha secondary sex characteristics. Three time winner of the Stanley Cup, Ilya Rozanov has cemented himself as a titan of the NHL. But it's lonely at the top and he craves the companionship of a partner - a mate.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Alphas and omegas can't have sex—in the traditional manner—more than twice without running the risk of accidentally bonding.

    Which makes it difficult to be a horny omega in an epic love story who promised his godfather that he'd never let an alpha take him for a mate.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Harry thinks his soulmate is going to be his on-and-off girlfriend of three years. Spoiler Alert: It's not.

    Harry Potter has survived war, Dark Lords, and the absolute nightmare that is the British press. A soulmate bond with Severus Snape might actually be worse.

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    Harry develops a thing for biting remarks and getting insulted by one potioneer.

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    03 Apr 2026