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My viscoumte by pizza_hats
Fandoms: Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers Series - Alexandre Dumas
08 Mar 2023
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a writing experiment where i write bad on purpose to take the pressure off and get some practice. i feel no shame for whatever this fic causes you to experience. pre canon showing milady and athos meeting for the first time. my immortal inspired crack.
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The Worst Way To Find Your Soulmate by Imakoalart
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
06 Feb 2026
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It was going well. It was going great, actually. He'd gotten through security absolutely unseen, grabbed that pretty little jewel, and almost got out.
Until the night guard had decided that he needed another coffee, and Remy had thrown himself against a wall to stay out of his sight. That was fine, too. A master thief is supposed to be a master of improvisation— a guard's erratic caffeine runs were hardly a real difficulty.
Except, he hadn't exactly planned for a fucking goose showing up, biting at his thigh and honking loudly.
What the fuck?
Aka : A soulmate AU meet cute, but a goose chases you until you find your soulmate. Neither Rogue nor Gambit were expecting it— but neither of them really mind.
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28 May 2026
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A NIGHTMARE
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19 May 2026
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So, young man. You've set your heart on Jenka, Mamma Gkika, or some other lady Jäger? Make sure you avoid the potential pitfalls and read this advice first!
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19 May 2026
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Klaus fails to keep the Jägers out of his confrontation with Agatha, Adam, and Lilith. They have their own ideas about how this should go.
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16 May 2026
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On his way back to Castle Wulfenbach after meeting with the Jäger Generals, Boris indulges in a small panic attack over how badly this is all going to go wrong, how many ways it has already done wrong, and all the reasons they're going to keep going regardless. For all that he believes in the Empire, being part of it has never been easy.
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15 May 2026