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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Fuck you, Ilya. Of course I don’t want that, that’s not even the—you’re not being fair. You don’t understand.”

    “Then tell me,” Ilya says, his voice just as raw as Shane’s. “Because all I understand is that at some point, my very beautiful husband decided he was no longer beautiful. And it has been breaking my fucking heart.”

    or: Shane gains some weight after their first baby, and he honestly doesn't even mind it—at least until a magazine headline dislodges old insecurities.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Boston University.

    Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.

    Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.

    Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.

    Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.

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    AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

    *SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Stranger: u play hockey?
    You: Yes. You?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what level?
    You: University, what about you?
    Stranger: mlh
    You: Yeah, sure lol
    Stranger: am serious
    You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
    Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Suddenly, Ilya knew exactly what he wanted.

    “Look at this,” he cooed, thumb skating over the puckered muscle. “Such a pretty pussy.”

    The word landed like a spark on gasoline. Shane made a punched-out sound and shook his head, just one small jerk, and he whimpered again. “Don’t— Don’t say that.”

    or, the one where Ilya wins the game and gets what he wants (twice, technically, but who’s counting?)

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    On the third sniff, Ilya's brain finally caught up. His first thought was something like What the fuck is wrong with you, and the second was, unhelpfully, another variation of the same. The third thought, quieter and more honest, was that he liked this. Hell, he fucking loved it, and he wasn’t entirely regretting it.

    He was smelling his boyfriend's dirty laundry. Voluntarily. In the laundry room, where he was supposed to be doing the laundry and not sniffing it. Ilya Rozanov, NHL star, Stanley Cup winner, by most accounts a perfectly functional human being, had just pressed a pair of running shorts to his face and inhaled like a fucking dog.

    or, the one where Ilya gets caught jacking off while sniffing Shane’s underwear

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    22 Jun 2026