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    A series to keep all of my Firstprince AUs together, for lovers of their forever after in every single universe

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    And deep down, Ilya knows how Comeau figured it out. It's what he's been worried about since the cottage.

    He can no longer hide the way he looks at Shane.

    He'd tried so carefully to school his features into something indifferent. Ilya has always been proud of how stoic and neutral he can make his features. He considers it his Slavic superpower.

    But then Shane had made a pass to Comeau that was so fucking quick and brilliant that Ilya hadn't even seen it coming. He'd glanced over to look at Shane and he had felt so much love and admiration towards his boyfriend at that moment. It had taken him a beat or two to replace it with a look of indifference.

     

    Or, Ilya accidentally outs his and Shane's relationship to their teams after he kicks Comeau's ass on the ice because he insults Shane. Both men spend a few days together in domestic bliss while they figure out how to navigate the situation. Things escalate quickly. But like... In a loving way.

    Alternate timeline where they're not caught by Shane's dad at the cottage.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “I want a turn,” he says, handing Ilya his drink as he steps over the rubber lip of the small arena. “Someone time me.”

    Ilya holds his mostly finished beverage as he watches his husband eye up the bull much like Ilya had done, and effortlessly hauls himself upwards to seat himself in the saddle with a swift kick of his leg.

    He gets himself situated, a little wobbly at first from the alcohol that has Ilya believeing that he might not last even as long as he did, when Shane then glances at Luca, grin, fucking winks and then says in an octave lower than his usual register of speaking:

    This is how they do it in Canada.”

    Poor Haas is just as confused as before, if not a little intimidated, his brow furrowing tightly. “But there’s no bulls there either?”

    Shane hits the start button and immediately relaxes his hips to roll with the first wave.

    “I wasn’t talking about bulls, kid.”

    or: shane proves to his team how good of a rider he really is with a mechanical bull in a bar

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    09 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]

    Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?

    [Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"

    Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."

    Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“

    "And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."

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    Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It

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    07 Jul 2026

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    They’re in bed, spooning in the afterglow but still connected. Ilya’s face is red, his eyes half-lidded. He looks almost drunk, feral and raw. Shane feels like he’s melted into the bed and never wants to leave it. Like he could lie here, claimed and had, for the rest of his life.

    And then there’s a knock at the door. He recognizes the pattern, which is a blessing and a curse both. Tap–ta-tap. The way his father always does.

     

    Or: David drops by a few hours earlier.

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    03 Jul 2026