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[PODFIC] admit it to yourselves by phantomcardz
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
17 Jan 2023
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The Killjoys wake up one morning to discover that they've all switched bodies!
A visit with the Phoenix Witch might be just what they need.- Language:
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[PODFIC] To Steal a Kiss From Borrowed Lips by phantomcardz
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
16 Jan 2023
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Of all the people Gerard could possibly switch bodies with, it had to be Frank.
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Are You Bi, or Do You Just Wanna Try Shane Hollander on for Size? by heauregard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Feb 2026
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“But how did you know you liked guys? Like did you think about fucking them or were you just wondering and decided to try it out?”
“Why do you ask me this?”
His brick wall shaped - and minded - friend shrugs, turning his head to look out the window to his right while he speaks noncommittally.
“Just, eh, whatever. It’s nothing.”
“You are thinking overall? Or you have a crush do you think?”
“Not a crush, fuck I don’t - I don’t know. Forget it.”
“You make me tell you about my feelings, you can do too. Go.”
Cliff sighs and dares not to meet Ilya’s eyes.
“The other day, when you and Hollander were talking shit to each other. I don’t know. It was sweet. I’ve never seen Hollander act like that with anyone.”
Ilya waits for him to continue, cogs turning and creaking in his brain as more silence passes by them. He snaps his head towards Cliff, who looks away. It’s almost endearing to see his boisterous friend shy like this - it would be, if it weren’t over his Shane.
“You…you want to fuck Hollander?”
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- Part 9 of HR Porn (with a little plot)
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05 Jul 2026
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“It was just a stupid dream but it was so real. Alerts on my phone about you getting traded to the Rangers and then you were just gone and your stall was empty and all your hoodies disappeared from my place and I kept fucking up. I just kept fucking up and played like shit and was never worth my contract and you did so great and you just forgot about me because you had Gabe and I woke up and couldn’t breathe so I went for a run and still just feel all wrong so I was scrolling trying to knock myself out.” Mack took a few more breaths, still sharp but shallow, empty movement more than oxygen.
Mack has a nightmare that Will got traded.
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05 Jul 2026
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An audio recording of WhoopsOK's fic "Jackboot"
Soap is startled out of his fantasy by Ghost’s boot connecting with his shoulder, sending him sprawling backwards, landing roughly on his bound arms. He barely has time to gasp before Ghost’s boot lands square on his chest, heel grinding down with enough force that it keeps his ribs from expanding. He can’t breathe.
Over the ringing in his ears, Soap hears someone exclaim “Holy shit,” before bursting into incredulous laughter. His brain fuzzes over with humiliation as his captors start to laugh and taunt him. Naked and beat to all hell with his superior officer a minute away from making him black out from lack of oxygen, Soap’s cock is standing up proud as a fuckin’ maypole.
Rather acutely, Soap wishes he’d never joined the fucking military.
(Soap has to play along as hostage and enjoys himself a little too much. Ghost is surprised to say the least.)
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05 Jul 2026
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Self Care (PODFIC) by TiredAndAwake24_7 for Wheezing_Joe
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Apr 2024
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If Soap weren't completely in love with one Simon “Ghost” Riley, he would probably kill him.
He might still do. He hasn’t decided yet.
To be fair, he’s still in shock. It all happened so suddenly.
OR— Ghost, back from a six day mission, collapses from exhaustion in the middle of a conversation with Soap. It's about as pathetic as it sounds.
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05 Jul 2026
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It is not without horror that Ghost discovers he developed an undeniable obession with Soap's hair somewhere along the way. He just cannot stop thinking about it and he yearns to bury his fingers in it, feel how soft it is. It's a shame he can't come up with an excuse to do so though.
Or can he?
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It’s almost religious, the way Soap carries out the ritual of maintaining his mohawk at the appropriate length and Ghost genuinely hates it. Just when the strands on top get a little longer, starting to wave softly, something delightful about them falling to the sides when they are still wet from the shower, Soaps goes in and cuts them shorter, as if it is his personal vendetta against Ghost.Now with a beautiful illustration by MizuShiba<3
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05 Jul 2026