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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
(inspired by the "attenzione pickpocket!!" lady in italy <3 what an icon.) -
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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Kim Namjoon, college student and outspoken omega, decides that he doesn't want an alpha to help him through his next heat.
Kim Seokjin, best friend, decides that is a Very Bad Idea.
Translation links inside.
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- Part 1 of A/B/O 'Verse
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- English
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Bookmarked by pffffft_no
31 Jan 2022
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pleasantly surprised by this. like sometimes the non traditional tag lies, but this was actually perfect.
hurt locker MmeIrene
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Yoongi stared up at the tall man.
“You’re… not a woman.”
The man arched an eyebrow in response.
“I could say the same to you.”
“But…” Yoongi blinked, pulling his gaze away to stare down at the piano keys he’d been playing only minutes before. “There’s no way my life is this fucked up.”
The man huffed in irritation. Yoongi caught him adjusting the shoulder strap of his bag as his annoyance rose. “Yeah, well it’s not exactly a walk in the park for me, either, sunshine.”
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The man in the suit stepped forward. He bowed deeply, holding his position as he spoke. “Jeon Jungkook,” the agent introduced himself. “It’s an honor to serve you.”
Jimin narrowed his eyes, scrutinizing the tall man once he stood back up to his full height. “Jeon Jungkook?”
“Yes, sir.”
Jimin cringed. “Sir?” he echoed in horror. “Don’t call me sir. That’s what everyone calls my dad.”
The man nodded. “Yes, sir.”
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Jimin's surprised when the death threats he's been receiving while attending university warrant additional security. But, he supposes, it only makes sense, considering his father is the president.
You know, of the country.
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Russian Translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/7544444
Portuguese Translation: https://t.co/2aOgTqDreMSeries
- Part 1 of The President's Son
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Bookmarked by pffffft_no
08 Jan 2022
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jikook :))
bodyguard jk :)))
side taegi :))))))the president's son
ameliabedelia -
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“Kookie,” Jimin breathed when he got close enough. “I – when Yoongi told me, I thought you were – ”
Jungkook took three large steps forward, swooping Jimin up in his arms for a searing kiss. It made Jimin’s knees go weak as he frantically reached out to grasp Jungkook’s shoulders to keep his body from collapsing.
“Stay with me tonight,” Jimin begged when he finally had a chance to breathe. “Don’t go home.”
Jungkook wrapped his arms around Jimin again, but this time in a warm embrace with his head buried in Jimin’s neck.
“I’m not going anywhere.”
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Jimin is living the life of a normal, post-college graduate. He works at a job he doesn't like, lives on the opposite side of the country as his best friend, and is stuck sneaking his boyfriend into his bedroom while sleeping under his parent's roof.
But when the president's family faces an unidentified threat, it makes his life anything but normal.
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- Part 2 of The President's Son
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- English
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- 93,374
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by pffffft_no
17 Jan 2022
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~ currently reading ~
a sequelthe president's son-in-law
ameliabedelia -
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Park Jimin—resident cutie with more jobs than he can keep track of—is new in town.
Jeon Jeongguk—police officer and the town’s Most Eligible Bachelor—is not new in town.
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Bookmarked by pffffft_no
24 Jan 2023
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WHAT THE HECK. THIS WAS SO GOOD.
crazier things
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