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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “For the hand of the fairest flower in all Mondstadt, we are pleased to invite you to a once-in-a-lifetime grand tournament!

    Terms and conditions apply.”

    When the Knights of Favonius discover that their Grand Master has a deep and secret yearning to be wedded, they take it upon themselves to help: by holding a tournament to see who can prove themselves worthy of becoming the life partner to the Knight of Boreas.

    (OR: In which Varka—quite happily single—commits the grave mistake of mentioning, casually and four tankards in, that he’s unmarried at forty-five, and receives a long line of suitors for the trouble.)

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    19 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Sister Grace had always told him that his tendency to seek gossip and drama would cause him trouble one day.

    Dahlia had laughed at the warnings, because he was young and clever and surely the rules didn’t apply to someone as charming as him.

    Dahlia took vows of celibacy. Then he watched the Grand Master fuck the god he prays to. Now celibacy feels like a waste of a perfectly good pussy.

    (or, The Herald of Barbatos discovers that his god is a lot more free than the church teachings let on.)

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    “A…guard’s outfit.”

    “Yeah.”

    “A Fontanian guard’s outfit.”

    “Affirmative.”

    “Which looks suspiciously similar to Wriothesley’s one.”

    “Yes.”

    “In your colours.”

    “Of course.”

    “And delivered on my birthday.”

    Pause.

    Alhaitham smirks slightly. Kaveh looks away embarrassed.

    “Like it?” He murmurs, tugging at the tie around his neck, already half loose.

    Kaveh stares in mild horror—and budding arousal.

    “Was I that loud?” He whispers in terror.

    He smiles wider. “Do you really want the answer to that question?”

     

    Or Kaveh gets the shock of his life on his birthday—and can’t help but like it.

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Alhaitham? Where are you?” Cyno’s unusually panicked tone sent Alhaitham's heart into a rapid, uneven rhythm - he was breathing heavily, like he was sprinting. “Actually - doesn’t matter,” Cyno said quickly before Alhaitham could respond. “It’s - fuck, fuck. Inazuma - crazy bastards, they launched missiles, headed straight for the city. Ten minutes. I’m going to find Nari, be with him at the end. I-” click. The line cut out.

    In the sudden silence, Alhaitham heard the terminals in the offices nearby shutting down too. Fuck.

    Without a moment’s hesitation, Alhaitham took off sprinting, ignoring the panicked glances from scholars in the halls as he shoved past them without apology. None realized the true peril hurtling toward them from across Teyvat - and Alhaitham didn’t much care to warn them. He had to get home. Now.

    If the world was ending, there was only one person he wanted by his side.

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    16 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Kaveh jolted awake with an immediate, jarring sense that the world was somehow incorrect - the way a loud alarm jerks someone into consciousness before they’re ready to rejoin the waking world. As his eyes flew open, he took in the familiar ceiling of his and Alhaitham’s home... but that only made his unease worsen.

    Blinking rapidly, he pushed himself upright with a clumsy lurch, oddly disconnected from his own body - as though his limbs had forgotten their obedience to the structure of his mind. But as he rolled his shoulders, expecting the familiar discomfort and stiff cracks he’d long since accepted as an inevitable consequence of waking up every morning, all he felt was warm, smooth muscle moving fluidly beneath his skin.

    A lot of muscle.

    ... Too much muscle.

    Why was there so much muscle?!

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    16 Jul 2026