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    Over the centuries, Hob had dreamt plenty of dreams about his friend from the tavern. All good dreams, of course.

    Very good dreams.

    Usually not dreams that featured either of them wearing very much clothing.

    But until the talking bird told him otherwise, he hadn't considered that those dreams might be real.

    (Featuring: a live Jessamy, Hob rescuing Dream from the fishbowl, a mess to clean and a happy ending.)

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    05 Jul 2026

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    After Dream of the Endless storms out of their 1889 meeting, Hob has a chance encounter with Magnus Bane, who is a part of something called the Downworld.

    There is a world, and a people, who clearly need help, and to distract himself from the fight with his Friend, Hob throws himself fully into helping to protect the Downworld.

    This results in him discovering that his Friend has been captured - prompting a rescue, and a boon that could keep the Downworld safe forever.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Totally whipped,” Jace says, even as he slings an arm over Alec’s shoulders to keep him steady on the way outside.

    “Like cream,” Alec sighs.

    Or: 5 times Alec tells his siblings how amazing Magnus is + 1 time Magnus finds out.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Lord Phainon…” Hyacine starts, “have you been pushing your body to look like your old self?” Her voice breaks with her words.

    The betrayal felt is clear as day. Phainon has no choice but to keep his head down in ashamed silence. Here he was, bearing the visage of the Chrysos Heirs' executioner, and staring at the ground like a kicked dog.

    Mydei groans, leaning back in his chair with a huff. “A whole year of that, and look where it got you. I guess this is your version of falling ill.”

    With one final sniffle, Hyacine composes herself, ever the doctor. “Alright. Rest here until you can change back. I won’t ask you to walk home like this. But, doctor’s orders: from now on, when you’re home, you must allow your body to breathe properly!”

    What else could Phainon do but nod?

    Within The Eternal Page, a year has passed since the battle with Irontomb. The retired life is going well enough for Phainon, spending his days happily idling away.

    That is, until his body suddenly bursts into flames, shining light on his most deeply hidden secrets.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    This had been something Phainon had whispered amidst his usual dirty talk a few weeks back—something Mydei had nearly forgotten until now. What was it that he had said at the time?

    What if your orgasm wasn’t the only thing I controlled? Phainon had asked, leaned over where Mydei had been bent in half. Do you ever think about it? If I asked you to hold your pee for me until you just couldn’t take it anymore? I wouldn’t let you use the bathroom. I’d just wait until you started to leak all over yourself, and press on your belly until you had no choice to let go.

    And, yeah—weird. So weird. But, in line with Phainon’s usual perversions, it had forced a broken moan out of Mydei's mouth and an uncontrollable shiver down his spine. Because despite the logic in his mind, it would be hot. Anything would be hot if it was Phainon doing it to him.

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