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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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Draco Malfoy is up to something and Harry Potter needs to find out what. The only problem is, that when he follows Draco to confront him, he notices how broken the other boy looks and offers to help him instead. Hogwarts decides both boys need help, and sends them somewhere they can actually make a difference. The 31st of October, 1981.
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19 Jun 2026
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Harry's finally kissing Draco. But will Harry ruin everything before they’ve even started?
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18 Jun 2026
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
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18 Jun 2026
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Narcissa was a pureblood supremacist.
Narcissa had a Muggle friend.
These things were both true.Also:
It’s fifth year for Harry Potter, and Malfoy’s eleven-year-old cousin has just started at Hogwarts. When Harry begins to suspect that the girl is actually Muggleborn, he can’t rest until he finds out what Malfoy is really up to.
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Draco turns out to be a surprisingly good “big brother” and Harry can’t look away. This is a Hogwarts era slow burn with a spotlight on the complicated Malfoy family. Featuring joint detentions, tea parties, one detention tea party, and several very flawed Malfoys who still really love each other. The fic begins with childhood, but most of the story takes place at Hogwarts during Harry and Draco’s fifth and sixth years.
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18 Jun 2026
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Harry is outed during the summer before 8th year and is forced to room with a girl. Enter Pansy Parkinson.
"I don't want to room with a girl. I want to room with Ron," he said. "Besides, this is ridiculous! I've never messed around with anyone at Hogwarts."
Now it was McGonagall's eyebrow that lifted at him.
A slight blush tinged Harry's cheeks and he fought to keep it from going full down his neck as he remembered the prefects bathroom in 4th year. "Fine," he amended, "I've never messed around with anyone in Gryffindor."
McGonagall pursed her lips.
"Oh bloody- any men in Gryffindor then," he said, "I've never messed around with any men in Gryffindor."
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17 Jun 2026