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    It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.

    He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.

    Maybe that was the problem.
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    (Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)

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    21 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    21 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    A collection of short AU fics featuring Shane and Ilya.

    Ch1. The Mistake - Cupid comes with an offer to fix a mistake. Shane is not interested. (G)
    Ch2. The Florist - Shane runs a flowershop. Ilya is a repeat customer. (G)
    Ch3. The Chocolates - Nothing is easy in a post-apocalyptic world. Especially not relationships. (T)

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    J.J.’s eyes settled across the parking lot, where Shane had hung up the phone but was still crouched, his silhouette dark, head down, hands at the back of his neck. Fatigued, trying to make himself smaller, hide how exposed he clearly felt. Because he and Roz were a thing. Not a one way thing but an actual… thing. Shit.
    J.J. hated Florida. The humidity fucked up his skin, and they had those giant snakes that weren’t even supposed to be there but some idiot Florida men had set them free and the swamps there were so fucked that they thrived. J.J. set his jaw, determined, before he responded. “Tell Jackie to get three tickets.” He reached into his bag and confirmed his passport was there. “It will be harder for Coach to punish all of his captains. I’m going with you.”
    He nodded his head definitively.
    Hayden nodded back.

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    After the Centaurs' plane almost crashes, Shane, Hayden, and J.J. go on an increasingly ridiculous road trip across Florida to get to Ilya and his increasingly suspicious but always lovable teammates.

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Wyatt Hayes was tired of having too much time on his hands.

    Sure, sitting around and not having to get into his butterfly position was doing wonders for his joints and obviously meant that the team in front of him was doing well. Or maybe Montreal was just falling flat on their face. Either way, Ottawa was laying them out on the ice and it seemed incredibly embarrassing.

    But he was bored.

    Even with his current mindset of these early games, that being “watch the puck and hope to not get run over,” he could tell the game was getting chippy, if not downright aggressive.

     

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    Or: I let Wyatt Hayes get into Situations in the first Ottawa vs. Montreal game after Shane signs with the Centaurs because i love him

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