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So are the wands euphemisms or...? by dirtpellets
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
24 Jan 2023
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Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk through their years at Hogwarts as they keep unwillingly running into each other.
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08 Jul 2026
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it's me, baby (baby, it's me) by skillissues
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Jun 2026
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"I won't do it hard," Yoo Joonghyuk murmurs in his ear. Kim Dokja can't even squirm away from the warm air misting over his oversensitive skin because Yoo Joonghyuk keeps chasing after him.
"Liar. Only the tip, and you don't get to move."
"All of it, and I pull out halfway," is the next offer.
Kim Dokja swallows, and even that seems too loud to his own ears. "Hey," he starts, "have you ever heard of soaking?"
Or, five times Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja have sex, and one time they do it like normal people.
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03 Jul 2026
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don’t threaten me with a good time by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2022
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“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
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26 Jun 2026
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had a marvelous time ruining everything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2024
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“Great news, though—well, actually, it may depend how you define ‘great.’” Wei Wuxian folds himself into a cross-legged position and makes a sweeping gesture with one arm toward the closet, from which Lan Wangji can now hear a strange rattling noise. “While you were gone I managed to catch another one!”
“Another . . . cat?” Lan Wangji pulls the closet door open wider and stares at the cage he finds there, inside of which a small black cat is clinging to the ceiling bars with all the desperation of a cornered wild animal.
“That’s Volcano!” Wei Wuxian says by way of explanation. “She’s a little spicy.”
OR: 5 times wangxian's feral kittens get in the way of lan wangji proposing + 1 time they help
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- Part 3 of feral kitten aus
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20 Jun 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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19 Jun 2026