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    series for the main fic (wacky hijinks) & other offshoots (such as oneshots of the nondespair variety) of our thh parents v3 fic!!

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    oh, wow 🥹

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    Kenny just wants to finish his seasonal job as an elf for the mall’s Christmas display, but any hope of that happening is vaporized the moment Butters shows up. Now, Kenny finds himself on a fetch quest for sleigh parts and in conflict with the U.S. government.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    cutest ever

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    28 Oct 2025

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Hidden12378
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    13 Oct 2025

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    “I can’t promise,” Ghost whispered, holding onto Soap’s face like his life depended on it, “but if we make it out, my retirement is yours.”
    Soap’s smile broadened to wrinkle his eyes and push against Ghost’s palms. “Can you at least promise to try?”
    “Yeah,” Ghost vowed as his fingers mapped out Soap’s eyebrows, nose, lips, unable to stop himself from darting in to kiss him. “Yeah, I can do that. Can you promise to not do anything stupid?”
    “Define stupid,” Soap said with a grin. Ghost simply levelled him with a deadpan stare, which softened the grin instantly. “Alright, yeah, I promise.”

    A mission gone wrong, broken promises, an early retirement, and eight months of tense domesticity.
    After that, Ghost didn't see or talk to Soap in seven months. When he finally caved and tries an app Laswell, Price, and Gaz have been trying to force on him, he matches with someone who breaks down his defences with ease. Ghost refuses to admit to himself that he knows who his match is.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    stupid stupid stupid men