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    A series of completely unconnected short stories and one shots for the BBC Merlin.
    [ These were originally posted to my Wattpad, but minorly edited ]

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    Peter had successfully kept his identity a secret from everyone, and maybe he had gotten a little careless and smug about it, working as an intern right under Stark's nose. But he couldn't have known that he wasn't supposed to lift Thor's hammer, right?

    Also known as the five times Peter lifted Thor's hammer, not knowing what he was doing. Plus the one time when things became all too clear...

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Peter stares out, eyes half mast, the wind idly tugging his shirt and ruffling his hair as he admires the all encompassing view of the city.

    "Kid-" someone says behind him, and he jolts forward slightly, snapping his head to the side to face them. There's a man - dirty blond hair, sky blue eyes, and a nose that looks like it’s been broken one too many times. “How ‘bout you step down from there, yeah?”

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    Peter stands on the edge of a roof, and Clint makes a reasonable but ultimately wrong assumption as to why.

    He can't very well just leave it be now, can he?

    (And where there's one Avenger...)

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    21 Jul 2026

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    It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
    “Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
    Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
    Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
    “Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
    “The kid.”
    “Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
    “Your stepson did these calculations?”
    “That’s not entirely—“
    “Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.

     

    podfic available

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    21 Jul 2026

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    There’s a rule in class. If your phone rings, you have to answer it on speaker.

    But Peter forgot to put his on silent.

    And his family is the avengers.

    Oh yeah, and his class don’t know he’s Tony Starks son.

    This isn’t going to end well…

    THIS IS PURE CRACK

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jonathan Sims is just a normal researcher.

    (Jonathan Sims is anything but normal).

    Jon does not want to be Head Archivist.

    (Jon has already been the Archivist).

    Sasha James is the Head Archivist.

    (Jon is the Archivist).

    When truth and lies and time and space collide, who has the mentality and ability to survive? When memories long forgotten and scars long buried return, who will be strong enough to save everyone?

    A time-travel fix-it, with a twist. Sasha is the Head Archivist. Jon is an assistant. This changes both more and less than you would expect.

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    12 Jul 2026

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