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Lamb is once again called to save River’s ass after Donovan’s downfall. This time, though, he seems more inclined to reach for it with his own hands.
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This time, I’m definitely writing River and Lamb having sex. It’s a promise.
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08 Jun 2026
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Within These Tainted Walls by Cyclizine
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Blood of Zeus (Cartoon), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
15 May 2026
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Percy Jackson died saving his friends, which should have been the end of the story. Instead, he woke up again in Mycenaean Greece as Persía, a child with absolutely no patience for the ancient world’s nonsense.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, she has modern sensibilities, a talent for causing problems for powerful people, and very little interest in behaving the way anyone expect her to.
Also: Includes cult administration, political sabotage, abolitionist efforts, theological disputes, and the occasional destruction of corrupt officials. Technically an Athenide AU.
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- Part 1 of Memento mori, memento vivere
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- English
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- 96,011
- Chapters:
- 13/35
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- 43
- Comments:
- 1,646
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07 Jun 2026
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Hermione wanders into a fetish club and runs into none other than her best friend's dad. Whoops.
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06 Jun 2026
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Eileen Snape likes to think she knows her son. Likes to think she sees her son.
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10 May 2026
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Harry Potter and The Great Custody Battle by dajgen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’
Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.
Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?
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Updates depend on author's muse and sanity.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,520
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 10
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- 2,171
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- 13,428
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- 4,709
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27 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by bookloser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter was done.
All he had ever wanted was a little less time at the Dursleys and a little more in the wizarding world.
Technically, he got his wish after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. But he had been picturing something along the lines of a quiet holiday in Italy, not a stint in Azkaban.
One year later, Harry is released, only to discover that Italy is still very much not on the table and, somehow, he’s being sent straight back to Privet Drive.
Fortunately for the plot, Sirius decides that witnessing the murder of a classmate clearly wasn’t enough trauma for one lifetime and drops a small, life-altering detail:
Harry’s parentage is not what he thought.
And if Harry can survive a basilisk, the Triwizard Tournament, and Umbridge, then surely he can survive a trip to New York to get himself emancipated.
Because what could possibly go wrong?
A new job, a government interrogation or two, and an unexpected rivalry over blueberries later, Harry finds himself wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about Tony Stark.
He’s can’t be that difficult to deal with.
…Right?
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- English
- Words:
- 126,906
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- 13/21
- Collections:
- 53
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- 1,563
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27 Apr 2026
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Rosebud by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Feb 2026
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At the fading height of World War II, British teenager Rey Niima is sent overseas to live with her cousin in a sleepy American suburb. Eager for work, she accepts a local part-time housekeeping position—where she finds herself at the mercy of ill-tempered war veteran Ben Solo.
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- English
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- 69,940
- Chapters:
- 28/40
- Comments:
- 1,807
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- 3,719
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- 435
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- 131,816
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22 Apr 2026
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Alex accepts a leading role in a movie in an attempt to make himself too well-known for undercover missions. It (sort of) backfires.
His poor poor costars.
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- English
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- 3,088
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 66
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- 2,150
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- 473
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20 Apr 2026
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There May Be No Survivors by Erisah_Mae
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
23 Feb 2016
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Eggsy runs into Alex Rider, and they get on like a house on fire.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,218
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Comments:
- 138
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- 2,008
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- 25,628
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20 Apr 2026
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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- English
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- 409,773
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 87
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- 4,134
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13 Apr 2026
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Harry kills his Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at the end of 1st year. Somehow, this leads to him traveling through time to the year 1971 and being dropped, alone, into an abandoned house in Cokeworth. He has only himself to rely on, as always, but there is a silver lining: he gets to meet a younger version of his mother, who is apparently best friends with a young Professor Snape. Unbelievable.
Featuring: Everybody's childhood trauma, a lot of pining, and hopefully, eventually, a happy ending :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 156,906
- Chapters:
- 51/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 2,262
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- 4,753
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- 1,315
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- 133,302
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26 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Twenty-Three-Year-Old Sugar Daddy by Baryshnikov
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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Harry is a forty-six-year-old, recently divorced, recently unemployed, godfather of one, struggling to make ends meet. Tom is a twenty-three-year-old, recently graduated, recently wealthy, homeowner with way too much spare time.
So, when Tom offers Harry the chance to be his sugar baby, Harry (begrudgingly) accepts.
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12 Feb 2026
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10 Feb 2026
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When Tom Riddle is arrested for murder and revealed to be an Omega, Albus forms a plan to keep his enemy close. Obviously, things don’t turn out how either of them planned.
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10 Feb 2026
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Harry had two main regrets in his life:
1. Asking the question “What if I set up a mock awards show to get cult leaders to show up for my thesis study?”
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2. Responding with “That is hilarious” when Ron had suggested they call the awards show 'The Cultys'.
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- Part 1 of The Annual Culty Awards
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,388
- Chapters:
- 41/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,072
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- 3,493
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- 710
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- 55,684
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09 Feb 2026
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Oops! by ShibeHut (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2023
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Sometimes a Witch or Wizard may find themselves occupying the body of a different sentient species instead of an animal after completing the Animagus Transformation.
Be warned that this type of transformation is considered a permanent change of species as there is no known reversal.
'Well,' thought Harry. 'They really should have put that warning at the beginning of the book.'
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,550
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 411
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- 3,189
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- 1,138
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19 Jan 2026
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Gradus ad Parnassum by Watermelonsmellinfellon for gawengsee, Misery9980
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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The last thing Hannibal Lecter expected when he opened the door to his office's waiting room, was a young boy in big glasses to be asking for help. Said young boy, Mr. Harry Potter, ends up being very interesting, and Hannibal might have found himself the final key to the little family he was making.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,888
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 966
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- 6,657
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- 2,637
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- 142,881
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02 Jan 2026
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Indecent Harvest by moontear, pwplicity (duplicity)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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After moving to Godric's Hollow with his hateful pastor father, Tom dreams of honouring his mother's legacy of witchcraft by burning the small town and its tiny church to ashes.
When a handsome farmer named Harry takes an interest in him, Tom is exposed to a new temptation, one he's ill-equipped for but vows to resist: forbidden desire.
Harry is intrigued by Tom's prickly, secretive nature. He isn't afraid to challenge Tom's boundaries, and he offers a life with facets that Tom has always hungered for: unequivocal acceptance of his darker nature, and an opportunity to escape his father's clutches.
As bitter family secrets are brought to light on both sides, Tom must decide whether ruthless revenge is more important than surrendering to a sinful covenant of love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,465
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 102
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- 212
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- 59
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31 Dec 2025
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It's Not Abduction If Someone Else Has Done It First by ABubblingCandle
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Slow Horses (TV)
25 May 2025
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River was running on fumes. He hadn't had a moment of rest since getting a drink with Louisa and now found himself with his grandad on the run and in a random French town. His focus should just be on getting what he needed and then getting out of there and back home.
But this kid ... he was a mystery and the more River learnt about him, the more sure he was that the kid needed saving.Series
- Part 1 of Lost Boys
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,092
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 42
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- 88
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- 19
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- 1,990
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26 Dec 2025
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Diana cleans up her shit. Ingrid knocks on her door.
(post S1)
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23 Dec 2025