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    Just freaky devils minion porn

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Shane fucking Hollander. Hockey’s Golden Boy. Long-time crush of Ilya Rozanov. Long, looooong time. A decade of being a fucking simp for this man. God, he was in trouble.

    It should be pretty much illegal to go from their only contact being at face-off across the ice, to suddenly hosting Shane in his exclusive club—during a fucking event, no less. Ilya’s event.

    He would never admit it, but he’s been stealthily trying to get Hollander to show up at his club for years now. Hell, Shane was the whole reason he invested in the club in the first place. Bought a fucking house here. Maybe that was an insane thing to do, but he didn’t care. Ilya was insane. Insane for Shane.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    If there's one thing Ilya's sure of by now, it's that Shane is desperate to be guided, to be told what to do.
    Ilya can't resist. “Look at me.”
    And jesus fucking christ, Shane's eyes meet Ilya's almost instantly, heat pooling low in Ilya's stomach.
    He swallows hard, because Shane is wide-eyed and asking for more, probably without even realizing and it gives Ilya only a glimpse of what he might look like if Ilya kissed him, or knelt in front of him, or pinned him down while driving into him.
    He thinks he might die if he doesn't ever get to find out what Shane sounds like if he makes him moan.
    Something stirs inside Ilya, slowly coming to the surface. “I'd make you feel so good.”

    Shane Hollander has been in an unhealthy relationship for some time. On a particularly lonely Friday night, he's at the Kingfisher by himself. And so is Ilya Rozanov.

    OR Ilya "Mr Steal Your Girl" Rozanov offers everything Shane is missing in his relationship.

    (fic freely inspired by the song "Bad Man" by FIGHTMASTER)

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Luca Haas grew up idolizing two hockey legends: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
    Now he’s on their team, skating beside them every day—and trying very hard not to embarrass himself in front of his captain.

    Unfortunately, Luca has never been particularly good at hiding his crush.

    Ilya notices everything.
    Shane notices too.

    Eventually, curiosity turns into an invitation.

     

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    The handprints keep flashing in his mind. Dark against Shane’s skin. Fingers splayed. Too deliberate to be an accident.

    Bruises happen. Hockey players bruise like breathing is involuntary. Like ice is cold.

    But those had not been from a hit or a fall or a puck to the wrong place.

    Those were hands.

    Ilya’s hands.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    You need them to be afraid of you, just a little. But if all you ever use is the stick, what you end up with is a frightened, hateful thing. Hiding its failure to avoid punishment. Cringing away from imaginary blows. Waiting for the right moment to bite back. Punishment alone doesn't work on anything smart.

    A hateful thing isn’t loyal. It doesn’t love you. It just doesn’t want to get hit.

    Now that Guy had seen the consequences for misbehaving, it was time to show him what he got for being good.

    Jasper tries a little positive reinforcement on Guy.

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    06 Mar 2026