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    The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.

     

    A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever. 

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.

    A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ch 16

    Hilarious

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    Something went wrong in the battle. Maybe it was Kakashi, maybe it was Obito. He didn't know. Now none of them were here any more. He didn't know what was going on in this empty, barren world. He'll figure it out anyway. And in the process maybe he'll help save the world too.
    (Or: When a High-Magic Shinobi meets a Low-Magic world, the world tends to win. At least at first.)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Kagome's natural instinct when reborn into a new world is, of course, to befriend the nearest demon.

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    29 May 2026

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    Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.

    It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.

    AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.

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    27 May 2026

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    Maybe this whole time, slowly but surely, he’s been learning to accept all that love— with plenty of chaos, shitposts, and shamelessly plagiarized music sprinkled in between.

    The final installment of Gojo being reborn as Todoroki Touya/part three of May Death Never Stop You

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Peter’s gotten used to Gotham by now. The thousand little sounds that build up to the cacophony of a city in controlled chaos. But it isn’t home, and it never will be, and the more time passes, the more that thought makes him twitch. He’s frustrated by it, annoyed that he feels like he’s forcing his way through a world that doesn’t belong to him. Worse, the Soul Stone is starting to become more and more of an issue. As if it senses something coming.

    Tony's last words had been 'the threat always comes back.' Thanos won't be thwarted forever, only delayed. Eventually, he's going to hunt down the stray Soul Stone that Peter holds.

    The Bats have a few opinions on that. The Avengers that have fallen into this other world have a few of their own. And there's the problem of Dr. Strange's letter...

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    Conclusion to the story started in Dark Matter.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Ch 8

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    In which an Ancient ruin is discovered near Turin, New York.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Ch 16

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    When Robert Baratheon dies, Rhaenys Targaryen, briefly known as Septa Maegelle, flees her Vale motherhouse, intent on reuniting with her family and claiming the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, Sansa and Arya are whisked away from King's Landing by a loyal cousin, while on Dragonstone, Stannis, more confident in the storm lords' support after his crushing victory over the Tyrells during Robert's Rebellion, makes his own plans for war. In Braavos, one of the few survivors of the Tower of Joy struggles to forget her past, and a sellsword discovers a plot to make a boy called Aegon king...

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Ch 22

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    The smallest change can make the biggest difference.

    In one universe, Naruto took after his father, and the citizens of Konohagakure thought it a cruel joke that the Kyuubi container mocked the image of the Yondaime. In this universe, Naruto was born with Uzumaki red hair, and they thought him the very embodiment of the demon fox.

    With a different upbringing until he was five as a result, the ripple effect of this change will reverberate across the continent.

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    Feat. Fuuinjutsu Master Naruto, Fox Summons, Genma-sensei, and a butterfly effect of massive proportions.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Ch 8

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    In hindsight, sending Stiles away to live with his Uncle in London, while a good idea on paper, may not have been the best decision that Sheriff Stilinski ever made.

    However, in his defense, how was he to know that his chaos-gremlin of a son would flourish and find a new calling?

    Or that it would take him into the very belly of Her Majesty's Secret Intelligence Service?

    He couldn't know. All he knew when he sent his son away, was that he came far too close to losing him. Everything that came after, was allowed - so long as Stiles survived.

    Even if it meant taking on a new name, a new territory to call his own, and a new vocation that would lead him into far more danger than he ever would've encountered in tiny little Beacon Hills.

    All the good sheriff ever asked was that his son survive.

    Thankfully, in time, he'd have some help with that. 00-help. Though whether that was a blessing or a curse, only time would tell.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.

    A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.

    An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.

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    Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Three years have passed since the events of Mercenary. Byleth has settled in to her position as General of the Coalition army, doing her best to stay neutral between the factions as the war plays out around them in a game of spies. To the north, sightings of Cornelia grow in frequency. To the south, a dark ploy continues to rile the people of Hrym against Duke Aegir. And now their agents report that Kronya is afield once more.

    In the midst of all this, Brigid calls for aid and bargains to join the Coalition. Byleth sets out to answer them and, seeing an opportunity, the Leader of the Alliance goes with her…

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    Byleth gets her own damn time-skip

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Her father never approved of her skills at the card table - said it wasn't honest work. Not like killing people for money, she supposed.

    (Byleth has to hustle on the side to fund the Golden Deer's tea addiction; Claude finds the class checkbook and realizes that the math doesn't add up. A retelling of the GD route that slowly diverges from canon, starting with a game of poker.)

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    22 Aug 2025

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    “Why?” he asked.

    The question echoed around her. Why, why, why? Why keep the knife once in Fodlan? Why cling to it in her sleep when her dreams became too much to bear? Why polish and sharpen and oil it, when it never left the safety of its sheath?

    Why hold on to the symbol of a land that would see her dead?

    She had asked herself these questions what must have been thousands of times before, and still she could not answer.

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    Byleth and Kerem reunite.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    When one wakes up from death into a universe many of us have dreamed of, truthfully Kiyo can say it was both easier and harder than she thought it would be. Born force sensitive and given to the Jedi young, her future looks bright- nothing like her nightmares which are filled with the future she knows will come to pass if she doesn’t do something drastic.

    And well, Mandalorians are pretty drastic.

    Jaster Mereel has a 700-page love letter written to his people to publish, one Kiyo will do horrible things to get her hands on. As she is subscribed to the Luke Skywalker School of Anything is Possible with the Force, that list is no small thing.

    1.Figure out what's wrong with the galaxy that she can physically fix in a detailed 50 step plan
    2.bes'bev
    3.Profit

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    28 Jun 2025

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    Fact 1; Kakashi is now 1 week the last living Hatake.
    Fact 2; Senju Tobirama, according to dusty old scrolls Kakashi finds in an old forgotten trunk, was apparently half Hatake himself.
    Lonely and hurting, Kakashi grabs on to this fact with both hands and squeezes it so tightly to his aching heart that his hands begin to bleed.

     

    Or, still processing his father's suicide, Konoha's favorite baby genius finds out he's related to history's favorite baby genius and immediately starts projecting to cope

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    15 Apr 2025

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    Some would call foreknowledge an unfair advantage when playing the game of thrones. It was less so when one needed to not only hatch dragons anew to Westeros, but also navigate the Blackfyre Rebellions - an era for which said foreknowledge has very little use.

     

    (Or, a self-insert fic that will not include the following: industrial revolutions, perfect schemes, pristine morals, and bashing. No prior knowledge of this era required to read.)

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    10 Apr 2025

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    The Others have been defeated, and Jon Snow can finally set aside duty for the shattered remnants of his family.

    Then he wakes in the Vale as seven-year-old Jon Redfort, fifteen years before the Dance, with a twin brother who looks like Daenerys and also remembers a different life.

    (Or: A study in Daemon Targaryen becoming increasingly feral about the two bastard sons he didn’t know he had.)

    (Or: Jon has two dads, and one is his twin brother who is five years younger than him. This makes sense, I swear.)

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    03 Apr 2025

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