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  1. Rec 33

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    Kabru huffs impatiently, like he’s not the one drawing this out. "To see if you…might be willing to marry me."
    He flashes a subdued version of his winning smile. Mithrun sits with his wine glass in hand, still as a statue, sure he’s misheard. A long silence stretches between them.
    Marry him?

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    Desperate to facilitate trade between Melini and the elven kingdom, Kabru comes up with a brilliant idea- a political marriage with the one person who won't actually fall in love with him. This absolutely will not backfire in any way.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The urge to settle his hands at Mithrun’s waist and pull him close, the urge to kiss him not just as foreplay, but with feeling. The little hopeful note of a song buried deep inside, the curiosity telling him to lean against the fence between them, just to bend it, just a little.

    Mithrun saying, "you're home," and for Kabru to really, truly be home.

    "Yep," says Kabru. "It's just sex."

  2. Rec 1

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    Had Harry known bonding with his former professor would lead him to three different countries, a hastily-planned wedding and his pants around his ankles in Snape's sitting room, he wouldn't have quit his day job. Or... maybe he would've...

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    25 May 2026

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    toxic intelligence-gap relationship

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “I’m fine,” Mithrun replies with a dismissive shrug. “However, I need to make a new fairy, which is troublesome.”

    “By jerking off?” Kabru blurts out.

    Mithrun raises an eyebrow at Kabru’s crassness. As if he wasn’t the one who was caught with his metaphorical pants down! “That is part of the process, yes.”

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Is suicide so disdained by the elves?”

    Mithrun laughed suddenly. Kabru didn't like the sound of it. “You dare speak the word. What do you know of disdain? It is the cloud which sweeps over a summer day. It’s every door slammed shut at once.”

    Rumor has it the Duke’s husband is mad. Kabru is the doctor called to investigate.

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    26 May 2026

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    25 May 2026