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A Study in Devotion by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Dec 2025
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Shane, prickling with insecurity after seeing paparazzi photos of Ilya with an ex, tries to pick a fight.
Ilya disarms him completely by sitting in an armchair and calmly ordering, “On your knees.”
When Shane hesitates, Ilya adds, “You want to prove you’re better than a memory? Show me.”
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Shane is jealous. Ilya is more than ready to fuck him out of it.
Translated in Russian
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- Part 3 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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23 Apr 2026
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if at first you don't suck seed by smugrobotics for MinaLogan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Jan 2026
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...try, try again.
Or: Shane Hollander won't be outdone. One way or another, he's going to learn to deepthroat.
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27 Mar 2026
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“Y-you want me to be a girl?”
Ilya rubbed the base of one of his thumbs with the other. Seeing Ilya’s shyness so plainly made Shane’s nose twitch.
“No, not all the time,” Ilya said after a moment. “And not if you don’t want to. Never if you don’t want to. I just . . . I think about it, sometimes.”
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Ilya loves his life and his husband. But lately, he's found himself missing girls. Luckily, Shane is happy to indulge this fantasy.
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23 May 2026
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just talk to me by feedmyflame
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Mar 2026
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Shane asks Ilya to speak to him in Russian earlier, during the 2015-2016 season (ep 4 opening hookup montage). Ilya is down horrendous and facefucks Shane about it.
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23 May 2026
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“What did she look like?” asked Hollander.
“She was brunette,” said Ilya. Marleau’s eyes trailed along the hard lines of his traps, past the glint of his crucifix, the swells of his pectorals, towards the trail of hair disappearing into his shorts. They landed on the thickening outline of his cock. “Pretty little thing, with freckles. Big, brown dumb eyes, begging to be made to cry.”
Hollander’s breath hitched. Marleau realized, perhaps belatedly, that this was a game in which truth was incidental.
In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.
It’s just a game of play pretend.
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- Part 1 of sports injuries
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14 May 2026