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I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It by EyeSeeYouThere
Fandoms: [Redacted] - Athan & Jamie Petronis (Podcast)
22 Jun 2026
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3 times Jacob kisses Lucas for an aberrant case + 1 time he did it just because. (Technically +2, because I couldn't help myself.)
[I do not actually ship them but I listened to #20 and... What's a girl to do when faced with something that blatantly gay?]
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29 Jun 2026
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What Your Favourite [REDACTED] Ship Says About You! by orphan_account
Fandoms: [Redacted] - Athan & Jamie Petronis (Podcast)
23 Jun 2026
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Exactly as it says on the packet: What does your favourite [REDACTED] ship say about you?
I've covered every single ship I think anyone could ship, not including poly ships because i love them but they exhaust me.
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24 Jun 2026
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Medicine Fanatic's Takeover of Qing Jing Peak by Celestial_Dork
Fandoms: 论救错反派的下场 - 凤羽涅 | Mistakenly Saving the Villain - Fèng Yǔ Niè, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2026
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Song Qingshi transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon's Way instead of random tragic cultivation yaoi and bumbles through fixing it into a literary masterpiece going by his own idea of "but the three views!!!" Of course, he is immediately distracted from this goal by turning Qing Jing Peak into Medicine-and-Studying-Crazy Peak.
Shen Qingqiu/Yuan (and Shen Qingqiu/Luo Binghe) will appear later, but this is mainly a Mistakenly Saving the Villain fan work- once it gets further into things, the start has mainly been SVSSS tbh. I just like torturing Binghe with Song Qingshi's specific brand of torture.
Rating and warnings may change. Currently mature for Yue Wuhuan typical background and issues.
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25 Apr 2026
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Anonymous said:
Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
[3/5 stars]Anonymous said:
I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
[0/5 stars]Anonymous said:
Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
[4/5 stars]A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.
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- Part 3 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of In which there is Social Media
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07 Apr 2026
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who let joshua, basically the one neurotypical guy, try to put together a party for a bunch of people with sensory issues? and in the battle cabin? god, why would lucille approve this.
or, stupid gay people go to joshuas stupid party and theu hate it so bad they need to leave and go make out (lie)
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02 Apr 2026
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Of course Dustin has probably the only car in the world that reads you your Facebook newsfeed. Of course he does. (and when Mark and Eduardo get stuck in it together, they end up saying a lot without ever speaking a word.)
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15 Mar 2026
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Lately, You're the Only Human I Believe In by riverrocksandfeatherdown
Fandoms: Camp Here & There (Podcast)
06 Nov 2023
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The clouds hide Rowan from the sky, and he's free to go where he pleases without fear of scrutiny. Somehow, he ends up on the doorstep of Cabin Dung Beetle.
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15 Mar 2026
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How to Make a Second Chance by BlackEyedGirl for scrollgirl
Fandoms: Social Network (2010)
09 May 2011
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Mark goes to sleep in Palo Alto in 2007, and wakes up in Harvard in 2004. Meanwhile, Eduardo is in Palo Alto dealing with a Mark who seems to have forgotten more than just today's shareholder meeting. Both of them are wondering how many words it would take to change what happened next.
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03 Mar 2026
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"Were you always this evil or is it a new development?" Mark tries to use his powers for good (or at least for Eduardo's benefit). Eduardo notices him trying. Future-fic.
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03 Mar 2026
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Mark gets drunk, watches the video of the depositions, and comes to some startling realizations.
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28 Feb 2026
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Whoopsie Daisy by kittleimp
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Mar 2026
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Social media reacts to Montreal/Ottawa games in real time. Including accidents, injuries, and a game misconduct.
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- Part 3 of Love Is a Contact Sport
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17 Feb 2026
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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17 Feb 2026
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Timeline Debates by Honeybees_n_flowers
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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A few months after Shane and Ilya’s relationship is revealed, Twitter begins to speculate about the timeline of it all. Ilya fans the flames.
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- Part 3 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 2 of HR Socmed Fics
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27 Jan 2026
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Kissgate by Honeybees_n_flowers
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jan 2026
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Twitter is thrown into chaos when a FanMail video leaks showing Ilya and Shane in a passionate embrace.
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- Part 4 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 1 of HR Socmed Fics
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27 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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27 Jan 2026
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across the wires by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.”
Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house?
"It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."
Or: Game day at the Pike house.
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- Part 2 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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27 Jan 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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27 Jan 2026
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Dead on Delaware Ave by xenarchus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2026
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Before the Collapse, Izuku Midoriya trained to save lives. Now he spends time ending them.
Survival is routine, until a botched supply run brings him face-to-face with someone far more dangerous than the infected. Katsuki Bakugou is armed to the teeth, unpredictable, and dangerous. He doesn’t trust easily. He definitely doesn’t trust Izuku.
Unfortunately for them, staying alive might mean working together anyway. But disturbing the dead catches the attention of the living - and the living are just as hungry.
Bakugou and Midoriya find a mirror in each other at the end of the world, and somehow stumble their way to a happy ending. I was homesick for Buffalo NY and this was the result. Yes, you can follow their routes on maps. Enjoy.
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05 Jan 2026
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Chase and Deacon's Final No-notes Adventure by DenimCow
Fandoms: Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic)
17 Jun 2024
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Chase and Deacon decide to go into a Sleeping Beauty retelling without reading it beforehand. After all, it's a story they already know, right? Except they severely underestimated how different a retelling can be from the original, and are surprised to find some roles have been switched...
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27 Dec 2025
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AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.
Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.
Basically this is an excuse for total fluff.
And porn.And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.~~
Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”
Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.
“I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”
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20 Nov 2025