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i love you enough to celebrate by not_a_frog
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Christmas is easy compared to birthdays. A whole day, just for one person? What do you even do for that? How big of a milestone is five thousand supposed to be? And, most important of all, how can you celebrate a birthday when neither of you even know the day it was on?
These are the questions sphinx Veritas Ratio is asking about his partner, the last unicorn, Aventurine.
Recommended to read the first fic in the series before this one, but it should be feasible to understand without it!
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- Part 2 of celebrations
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In the wake of his wife Guizhong's passing, Mr. Zhongli has adopted two 17-year-olds, Hu Tao and Xiao. Family therapy is surely a good idea, right? Therapist Baizhu might not agree after the hell that is spending time with these weirdos.
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Aventurine is known as a difficult skater to work with. He's pushy, argumentative, and a self-proclaimed slacker. He has rushed through a series of coaches, none lasting more than a month, as he either gets tired of them or they give up on him and his tendency to mouth off. Next in this long line is one Veritas Ratio, who has his own difficult reputation to wrestle with. Known as strict and impossible to please, Ratio always gets his way in the end. As Aventurine runs out of potential coaching options, their two skating worlds finally meet while Aventurine struggles to pass this final level: the Gold Singles Test.
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last christmas i gave you the perfect gift, now what the hell do i get you this year? by not_a_frog for bastardcatboy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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What do you get for someone who has everything?
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- Part 1 of celebrations
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He turned, and oh shit, Zhongli! Hi!
Oh wait, not Zhongli. The robe and the arms, which were fully covered in intricate geo patterns, made that clear. Wow, nice arms. Like that one fairy tale, ‘oh, what nice arms you have’. Did Zhongli still have arms like that? No, Childe, not the time. It was the middle of the Archon War, three thousand years in the past, and Zhongli as he knew him would not exist until long into the future.
This was Morax - lone leader of the now-fallen Guili Assembly, now rebuilt as the beginnings of Liyue Harbor, and he was at the peak of his martial prowess as a contender for the Geo Archon’s throne.
(Passage from chapter 8)
Or: Childe falls into the Abyss, and time travel fuckery ensues.
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knock, knock, it's housekeeping by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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“Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
“That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
The Jedi sniffs.
“That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
“I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
“Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”(Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)
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The thing about Kurosaki Ichigo, Grimmjow learns, is that he gives you exactly what you want the second it's clear you want it — and never once makes you ashamed of wanting it. Which would be fine, except Grimmjow has spent his whole existence making sure no one ever sees him want anything at all.
Featuring bratty bottom Grimmjow and service-top Ichigo who occasionally has to put him in his place. Seven chapters from the first fight to the family dinner.
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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Nov 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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I'm gonna run this nothing town by SunshineDaffodil
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 May 2026
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Fox and the Guard have effectively taken over Coruscant via taking over and running the crime syndicates. Quinlan Vos is sent by the Jedi to investigate. The only problem seems to be that no one is willing to give up the leader. And then when he finally figures it out, he… joins? Wait what?!
Or: Fox accidentally became a crime lord and decided it worked better than doing things legally. Quinlan is sent to figure out what exactly is going on.
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spidersilks by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
08 Feb 2023
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The Force is hateful, which is why the Rebel ship is gone when Maul returns to the place of its former position. Ezra must sense Maul’s building rage because he yawns and tries to catch a fluttering moth that passes by his head with a total lack of success. Maul murmurs vitriol into his temple as he takes both of them in angry lines across the field until the heat overtaking the back of his head has more or less burned itself out.
He’s calm. He’s calm, he’s fine, he’s calm. One cannot explode into sun-levels of radiant fury when one is carrying a body susceptible to sunburn.
“Your crew is dead to me,” he tells Ezra, who responds with inarticulate babble in an agreeable tone.
(Maul acquires a de-aged baby Ezra and looks after him for a little while until he can reunite him with his friends.)