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Soulmate AU: the first sentence their soulmate will say to them appears on people's wrist on their 16th birthday, and it stays there permanently.
Both Kuroo and Tsukishima have rather ambiguous "first sentences", so they prepare for the worst, only to get something entirely different from the expected. Kuroo finds it hilarious, the others are suffering.
' But now, he was right in front of him. This handsome man, this poor soul, the victim.
“I’m sorry you had to witness that.”
“I expected a murderer, but honestly, this is much worse.” ' -
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Kuroo might have been nursing a monster of a crush on the guy for a while now. 100%, would bang. 100% had already banged, but Kuroo wouldn't mind if the few drunken, no-strings-attached rolls in the sheets became the numerous, all-strings-attached kind.
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Things get complicated when everything you thought you knew about a guy changes, and they get even more complicated when you actually start liking those changes.
That guy working with you AND becoming your neighbor? That's just a cherry on top of the cake of confusion.
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- Part 1 of Hidden Gem
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This is a series about a slowly developing BokuAkaKuroTsuki polyship with established BokuAka and soon-established KuroTsuki. I usually write one shots for this series, although there are/will be a few exceptions. In theory most of these stories can be read individually - although they do all belong in the same timeline. It all takes place in one huge apartment building with no explanation of time and space, and all the Haikyuu characters inexplicably live right next to each other. There's not much of a plot except for volley nerds being stupid together and a bit of gratuitous almost-smut. Also, angst-free zone right here. This is mostly light-hearted crack, so you will not have your heart ripped out of your chest without warning. (EDIT: ok Daredevil on the slope may have some angsty overtones bc of Akaashi's narration, but it's ALL GOOD in the end! :3)
Side pairings include: KageHina, YamaYachi (planned YamaYachiKenma bc reasons), past KageTsuki, IwaOi, Akiteru/Saeko and a few more appearing in the future :)
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If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Kei Tsukishima is a student at Willow Creek Academy, a private Christian high school in a small town in the Middle of Nowhere, USA, and has grown up with nothing but questions, doubts, and fear of the unknown.
But he has never been less certain about anything in his life than he is about Tetsurou Kuroo.
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- Part 1 of Leviticus 20:13
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01 Feb 2021
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Kuroo didn't think of himself as an unlucky person, but the universe had to prove him wrong. Thankfully, a little bird came to tell him that was all about to change.
/aka idk how to summary but hey it's two dorks falling in love what else do you need
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29 Jan 2021
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People gave up on the infamous gang leader at Tsukishima's school. When he skips class and goes to the roof one morning, there Kuroo is, staring at the sky. With him, his policeman older brother, an idiot couple and a trigger happy foe, Tsukishima finds it difficult to lead a normal life.
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Tsukishima wanted to take the costume off. It didn't suit him, despite whatever his strangely dressed partner said.
"Why am I in a cat costume?" He'd thought it was a crow. He'd been told it was a crow.
"Because you're my boyfriend."
"That logic makes no sense. Get this off me."Bookmarked by nooderwithegg
28 Jan 2021
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Tsukishima doesn't wear glasses because of his eyesight. It's a lot more complicated than that. The gist of it is that looking into his eyes has a number of undesired effects. Among them? Sending Weres and Vamps into a sort of mating frenzy.
A mishap during the summer training camp puts his powers into the spotlight. The incident is handled quickly and no one is harmed.
Except... Kuroo has an unusual reaction to his eyes and the effects last longer than they should.
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28 Jan 2021
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When Tsukishima got his wish of seeing his favorite podcast creator in real life, he didn't quite expect that he and his friends (a Sharknado fanatic and two idiots who like volleyball and Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 too much), would team up with even more friends (an Instagram-famous beauty, The Most Wholesome Person on Earth, and a Level 99 Pokemon Trainer) have to put their remaining brain cells together to save another friend's diner from failing.
aka. Tsukishima and Kuroo Join a Flat Earth Society Facebook Group and Everything Goes Downhill From There
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27 Jan 2021
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“Why are you looking at me like that?” He whispered.
“I’m not looking at you like anything,” Kuroo replied, because Tsukishima was only fifteen, and he was already the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen in his entire life. But he was only fifteen, and there was still so much he didn’t know about love and lust and life, and Kuroo wouldn’t spoil this for him.
Or, the five times Kuroo let Tsukishima walk away (and the one time he didn’t).
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27 Jan 2021
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in which a single innocent gesture left kuroo and tsukishima too flustered for their own good
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26 Jan 2021
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Sequel to Hidden Gem. Kuroo is home from college for the holidays.
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- Part 2 of Hidden Gem
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He still doesn’t know what the final blow was. Only that one second he was making bamboo-copter Doraemon battle hot-air-balloon Doraemon with sound effects, and the next, when he looked up, Tsukishima was staring at him, phone lowered mid-text, with a look on his face like he’d just been informed Tetsurou was a flat-earther.
Tetsurou knew immediately. Love and a cough, and all that.
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24 Jan 2021
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Tsukishima Kei valued privacy more than anything else; at least he used to.
– my contribution for kuroo day 2020!
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24 Jan 2021
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Every day, endlessly, Tetsurou is grateful for the way they've learned each other.
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24 Jan 2021
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Akaashi Keiji considers himself to be a fairly intelligent person.
Until he meets Bokuto Koutarou, and he starts making some very bad decisions.
Because the only thing stupider than getting into a friends-with-benefits arrangement with your obnoxiously attractive roommate is falling in love with said obnoxiously attractive roommate.
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Under Keiji's, Tetsurous and Koutarou's attentive gazes, Kei slipped out of his clothes, he handed the dripping wet black velvet pants and the green doublet to Keiji and a short time later he was standing in front of the three men in his underpants.
While this was completely normal in Tetsurou's presence, Kei's heartbeat began to flutter nervously as he felt Keiji and Koutarou's eyes on his skin.
He didn't even have to turn around to know that the three men were standing next to each other and not taking their eyes off him.
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Three years after Kei's and Tetsurou's wedding they're grown close to Keiji and Koutarou. And suddenly the fluttering feeling from their first meeting comes back.Series
- Part 5 of Tsukishima Week 2020
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23 Jan 2021
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The King was still smiling slightly and then unfolded the letter to hand it to Tsukishima. "See for yourself. Definitely a reason to be happy, don't you think?"
Thoughtfully, Tsukishima scanned the lines in front of him and with every word he turned paler, until he finally let the letter sink and stared at his father in bewilderment.
"I'm going to get married?"
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Tsukishima Kei, second son of the King, a golden boy with a silver tongue, is supposed to get married, but he neither wants to nor does he know the suitors. Or does he?Series
- Part 2 of Tsukishima Week 2020
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The tall blond really enjoyed the atmosphere at the races. He enjoyed the cars. He enjoyed seeing his brother happy.
There may have been just one more thing he enjoyed about going...
Now a part of the crowd, Tsukishima felt a sharp nudge against his arm, and looked down to see Yamaguchi grinning up at him.
“There's Kuroo,” Yamaguchi whispered, jerking his head.
Ah, yes. That. Him.
Kuroo Tetsurou, two years his senior and, if you asked Tsukishima, the hottest man on earth. He was standing around an open hood with two others, dressed in a tight maroon shirt that allowed a glimpse of the hard muscles underneath and black cargo pants with way too many pockets, but damn it, it suited him. It suited him almost as much as the three piercings in his right ear, and the thick silver snake chain around his neck, and that thick mess of hair that stuck out in odd angles but still managed to look good, and-
“You're drooling,” Yamaguchi snickered.
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23 Jan 2021