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Obi-Wan and Quinlan were engaged. They promised to get married after they were both knighted, but life likes to throw them a curveball and so they haven't seen each other since shortly after the Naboo blockade. Quinlan was sent on a long-term, deep undercover mission to investigate the Sith, Obi-Wan had a padawan to raise and so the years passed and the Clone Wars started. Now, who could be in that escape pod requesting assistance?
Or: established Quinlan/Obi-Wan reveal their relationship during their long awaited reunion, much to Anakin's and Ahsoka's surprise. The council is amused by their reaction
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Description: You tell us a story where you might be coming across as an asshole. The rest of the sub chimes in to comment on it.Replies:
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Where is the Wasian Asshole.Bookmarked by noau
02 Jul 2026
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“Harry!” He looked back to see his mentor’s face, pale underneath the streaks of blood and ash that covered it. His golden eyes were wide as they locked on Harry, seeming almost nervous.
“There’s no time!” Draco called out, grabbing his hand and pulling Harry towards the massive turner that would take them (hopefully) back twenty years into the past.
“Forgive us!” Remus called, raising his voice now over the building hum of the time turner, carrying a note of desperation. “He always meant to tell you. But then he was gone and it didn’t seem my place.”
“What–” Harry began, but then the power of the turner coursed through him, through his arm where Draco held him and he felt himself get dragged backwards into the vortex. The last thing he saw before his world went dark was the pleading in Remus’ eyes.
“Forgive us.”
Or: Harry and Draco travel back in time to defeat Voldemort and find that nearly everything they knew about the past (and present) is built on lies.
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- Part 1 of The Lies We Tell Our Children Universe
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28 Jun 2026
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Aerion decides that having a new, very big, very strong personal guard suits him better than going through the ordeal of a trial. Baelor and Maekar decide that having someone to control Aerion isn't such a bad idea. And Dunk, stuck in the middle, learns that there is more to guarding a temperamental prince than just following him around.
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23 Jun 2026
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The Lannisters meant it as an insult when they arranged the marriage of Sansa Stark to Margaery Tyrell.
But is it truly an insult if nobody is insulted?
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- Part 1 of Keep the Bouquets
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22 Jun 2026
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life is amazing with you on the ride by miss_minnelli
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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“Okay, if you’re going to be cagey, I’ll just lay out some facts.” Jessie clears her throat and Shane is absolutely fucked. He should know better than to try to hide something from a future lawyer. “Fact number one—”
“Oh for fuck’s sake.”
“Quiet, you,” she says, sounding exactly like Mom. “Fact number one: You’re acting really weird right now. Fact number two: You got super cagey and strange after your photo shoot this summer. What do both of those events have in common? One Ilya Rozanov. Fact number three: You have been low-to-high-key obsessed with Ilya Rozanov for two years now, and even though we’ve never talked about it again, you said you thought about a man during sex last year. When I put all these facts together, I think the answer is pretty obvious.”
Shane doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. But he needs her to say it. He cannot bring himself to admit what is happening out loud. He just presses his fingers harder against his eyes.
“You’re still not going to tell me? Ugh, Shane! Did you fuck Ilya Rozanov?”
Or: The events of Heated Rivalry if Shane had a nosy, supportive, bisexual twin sister.
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21 Jun 2026