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An exchange of notes between apartments 119 and 219.
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Humans can go weeks without food. As long as they have access to water, some can even last months without biting into a hamburger or tasting the sweetness of strawberry jam on a biscuit hot out of the oven. There are drawbacks, of course, to skipping meals. Dizziness, fainting, weight loss too quick for the body to adapt to.
It’s Astarion's first table of the day. The dull, slow thump of his heartbeat rushes past his ears. His knees buckle with every step. He’s falling apart, he knows this, but with ten cents in the bank and another few days to wait until his paycheck comes in, all Astarion can do is keep putting one foot in front of the other and hope he doesn’t collapse. There’s no time to think about the metaphorical hand tightening around his stomach and throat.
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After the year Gale had a health scare and locked himself in his house without interacting with anyone, Morena made him promise that he has to pick up the phone whenever she calls, no exceptions. If he doesn't answer, she has the right (and a key to his house) to barge in and check on him to make sure he's okay. Gale just so happens to be in a more precarious, lust-driven position with a certain albino when she next calls.
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Let Me Take Care of You by neo7v for feywildwitchling
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Sep 2024
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Astarion tests positive for covid. Gale decides to show Astarion the difference between taking care of someone and pampering them.
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“I'm pleased to see my predictions of you being well endowed are correct, my friend, but if you'll indulge me with this one question…”
Gale’s ears burn more at the sound of Halsin's voice. Never before has the Wizard of Waterdeep been so… so!
“Where are your clothes at?”
Humiliated.
And it's all Astarion's fault.
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The World Deals with Izuku (Not the Other Way Around) by neo7v
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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Blind Izuku Universe by neo7v
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2020
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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06 Jul 2026
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Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Feb 2013
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Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
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06 Jul 2026
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"Hobbits," Gandalf began, "are a race of incredible social and physical malleability. In the Shire, they stay as they are because the environment is static. But a Hobbit’s body is designed to harmonize with its neighbors. It is a survival mechanism from the Wandering Days."
He gestured toward Bilbo. "Bilbo has lived with Dwarves, eaten Dwarven food, and breathed the air of the forge for three years. His body is simply 'correcting' itself to fit his social reality. He is becoming more Dwarven because his heart has decided this is where he belongs."
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05 Jul 2026
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Remus Lupin has loved Sirius Black since they were boys. He never expected anything to come of it — not at school, not after Azkaban, not now, sharing a cottage in the strange quiet after the war. Some things you carry without ever meaning to set them down.
Remus is very good at not hoping. He's had a lot of practice.
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- Part 4 of Wolfstar One Shots
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24 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2020
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All it takes is one look in a mirror and an ill-advised attempt to shatter it, before an embittered Draco Malfoy fresh out of Azkaban is sent back into his body on the day he gets his Hogwarts letter.
Suddenly, Draco has an unwanted second chance, with a Sorting Hat that doesn't know what to do with him, a certain Muggleborn who won't leave his study table alone, and green eyes he just can't get out of his head. And then there's his new wand, whose choice of him could just mark him as every bit as dark a wizard as his name means he should be.
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08 Jun 2026