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There are two truths and one lie.
In one of the many myriad alternate realities and dimensions, Stanford Pans manages to stay out of Bill's web of manipulation.
In one of the "blah blah blah", Bill Cipher's real name sounds much more pleasant to the human ear, even if he still prefers not to use it.
And this one dimension has a distinct shortage of Egyptian pyramids.
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Aka Bill tries to survive his college years without killing his roommate.
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Lie Back and Let Me Unlock You by Thunder_Puss
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Jun 2025
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Independently wealthy man, early 30's, seeks arrangement with young male aged 18-25, not too muscular and no more than 200lbs (anything more would be most unmanageable) to share my apartment and affection with for 1 year until slaughter. All needs up to that point will be met -surpassingly so, I must admit, as I can be rather doting. There will be no need to consider expenses as they will be covered entirely by myself-
"-There will be a rigorous interview process consisting of correspondence by email..." Daniel shook his head, laughing. "Of course, buddy. I'm sure I'll have a lot of competition." He raised his whiskey glass to his lips and wet them. "If this sounds like an amenable blah blah... Christ, this guy is verbose. I'll have to bring along a thesaurus to keep up."
Daniel Molloy was 24, not too muscular, and no more than 200lbs. He was also steadfast and enterprising -when he could keep his nose clean- and had nothing more interesting to do than chase a story about an independently wealthy man with the screen name Botticelli_Angel who seemed to have the world's most taboo kink. Daniel could play the part, see where the story took him for a while. If shit got too weird, he'd dip. (Spoiler: He doesn’t dip.)
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30 Jun 2026
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Daniel looks around the room while he struggles with the zipper on his overstuffed bag. “Baby, have you seen my, uh, my green lighter?”
Armand’s impatience evaporates.
It is replaced with surprise and wonder. Fascination.
He unclenches his hands and tips his head to the side. “Baby,” he repeats.
Daniel freezes and looks up at him. “Shit. You don’t like that?”
In which Armand and Daniel discuss nicknames.
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30 Jun 2026
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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. by cannibalenthusiast
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Aug 2024
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“Did we call each other boyfriend? Surely not. Sounds weird even saying out loud.”
“You were my beloved,” Armand says. “My lover. My boy.”
“Your human pet. Your mortal fool. I get it,” Daniel says, not neglecting to notice his use of the past tense. “You want to go see a movie?”
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- Part 3 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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30 Jun 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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28 Jun 2026
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After being caught murdering Hepzibah Smith, Tom Riddle is sent to Azkaban.
His captor follows him into the dark.Series
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26 Jun 2026