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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    Trash talking pre-game is tradition; trash talking about wanting to fuck your opponent is new. // When trash talk gets too real, Wei Wuxian is left questioning everything he knows about Lan Wangji.

    ““Y-you know, it’s very er, unbecoming of you to use my name like that.” What else was he supposed to say? Wei Wuxian can feel sweat beading at his hairline as his eyes dart to find someone to stop this, but there is none.

    “We are closer than you think. Our souls have been searching for this moment to meet and let me fuck you raw in the ass.”

    At this point, Wei Wuxian couldn’t keep it in and leaned over to Jiang Cheng, “What the fuck, man?!”

    Jiang Cheng hisses back, equally confused, “The fuck do I know? Since when did he talk this much?”

    “Oh, that’s the part you fixate on?”

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    13 Jun 2026

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    My favorite flavor of cocaine

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    无厘头的妖精x魅魔paro,放飞自我的西幻世界观,什么设定都有可能出现,但双洁纯爱1v1。
    让鉴定仪器直接报错的废柴魅魔叶洛亚惊奇地发现,他可以接一个F rank的任务,任务对象是高魔的妖精贵族,童贞五百年以上,拥有名为Golden Cock of Chudomirovich的核弹级战略兵器的菲林斯。
    为什么是F rank?因为这个rank只有一个对象——Flins先生。
    Illuga is a useless succubus who, the one and only time he was ever tested on the aptitude scanner, got nothing but errors. To his surprise, he finds that he actually qualifies for an F-rank mission. The target is a high-magic fae noble, over five hundred years a virgin, and armed with a nuclear-grade strategic weapon called the Golden Cock of Chudomirovich.
    So why is it called F-rank? Because this rank has only one entry, and it takes its name from the target himself: Flins.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Plot good, sex good RAHHHH

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    Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Crematorium like plot… I LOVE IT! I WAS NEARLY CRYING IN PUBLIC!!

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    To be fair, Kaiser only made the group chat to torment others about his relationship with his Yoichi. He wouldn’t think it would get this far as he send a video of himself raw-dogging Isagi in a lingerie in the group chat.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Benchmark for funny and FREAKYYY

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    Kaiser's breathing quickened, his chest heaving with exertion, and he finally reached his climax, coming inside Isagi without pulling out. Isagi can feel the heat of it as it fills the condom, but not the actual warm wetness, the thick weight of it inside him.

    He could only know to himself that maybe a few strong contestants managed to escape their (XXL, 001) latex security prison, just enough to find their goal. He shoots, he scores.

    Kaiser's eyes were closed as he wrapped his arms around Isagi's waist, holding him close.

    Isagi, for his part, just grinned into the pillow.

    Tactical success.
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    Two world-class athletes engage in an escalating cold war of baby trapping sabotage.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    THEY ARE BOTH CRAZY AND A MATCH MADE IN FREAK. I AM FOAMING IN THE MOUTH, HELL YEAH!