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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Shane has a huge dick he has no use for. He and Ilya meet at a club and Fuck. That's the fic.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “You submitted my name? What the fuck, Rose?”

    ”It’s for a good cause!”

    ”Good cause?!”

    “Yeah. To end your two years dry-spell.”

    ”Oh my god.”

    ”It’s Valentine’s day, Shane. Go on a date. Go get laid. Or just go on this blind date, okay?”

    Shane reconsiders, then he sighs. “Alright, I'll do it.”

    Rose beams and hugs Shane.

    “If I get murdered or robbed, I'll make sure you'll be the number one suspect.”

    Or where for this year's Valentine's day gimmick the Puck Everyone bistro bar does is a Blind date game in the form of a tear-away flier. A participant can register either as a caller or a receiver. The receiver will give their active phone number, then it will be put on the fliers. The callers will pick a number from the flier, and then once they get one they can dial the phone number and for the owner to answer.

    Shane took his time with the call, his Valentine took no time with the fall

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    SPOILERS/LOOSE TIMELINE IN NOTES*********

     

    Kissing starts at like ch 11(?)

    Besties🤞
    abusive grigori
    Hayden abt catches hands
    Comes out on fucking twitter 😭
    “Ilya. I've witnessed you pick another kid up by the throat, throttle him, then laugh in his face and ask him if it's his bedtime when he started to black out.”
    “And he never called you a fucking racist slur again, did he?” Ilya cocked his head. “Does not seem so crazy to me.”

    BAMF Shane
    Skate to neck
    Eventual okayish vouaguers, mild comeau redemption
    2013 cup and kiss on ice and cottage and proposal

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    [Takes place post-TLG. Spoilers ahead.]

    “I have bad feeling about this.”

    The two men looked up at the two-story suburban Ottawa house. Strings of multicoloured lights twirled around the squat, snow-covered cedar trees in the front yard, and a little cobblestone walkway curved up from the driveway toward the porch.

    Shane looked over his shoulder and grinned. “You’re scared of my parents now?”

    Ilya raised one dubious eyebrow. “Is not just your parents inside. Also there are aunts. Uncles.” He shuddered dramatically. “You should not have told me about Great Aunt Alice.”

    Shane laughed. “It’s fine. Just ignore everything she says, and the rest are all gonna love you.” He leaned up on his tiptoes and kissed Ilya’s rough-stubbled cheek. “Just like I do.”

    “Like you do?” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows up and down, and Shane saw the start of a mischievous grin twinkling in his eyes. “This will make this party much more interesting.”

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    18 Jun 2026