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intertwining branches: every kaveh has an alhaitham by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Each day, Kaveh is transferred to a different parallel reality, and in every single one of those, he and Alhaitham are together:
Waking up in Alhaitham’s arms felt more familiar on the third day. By the fourth, it was fully expected and, by the fifth, he found himself snuggling into those warm arms and sometimes smiling at the “Good morning, sweetheart,” before reminding himself of the situation and sitting down a very confused Alhaitham for a very confusing conversation. It’s not you he loves, he reminded himself, time and time again.
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23 May 2026
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you might be crazy, but you're mine by flightlessly
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Dec 2024
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r/AmItheAsshole • u/Blade_Craftsman813
[+5024] AITA for following a previous acquaintance to his apartment?r/relationship_advice • u/Cold_Dragon_Young
[+3348] My (29M) ex-best friend (31M) keeps loitering outside my apartment and I don’t know what to doReddit gets to work trying to armchair therapist the HCQ back together, get Dan Heng to divorce a man he's not even married to, and solve a missing persons case.
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- Part 2 of love in the modern age
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18 May 2026
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#HESMARRIED is currently trending by tonestorm
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Mar 2026
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Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
1k Replies • 9K Retweets • 147k LikesPhainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
27k Replies • 76.1K Retweets • 2M Likesfamous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.
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- Part 1 of phaidei social media au
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27 Mar 2026
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike
feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guybooboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part
shane hollander: sweats nervously(Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
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- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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20 Mar 2026
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Shouyou and Tobio move in together because of the start of the National Team season, they discuss a lot about their relationship and they have a lot of sex.
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17 Mar 2026
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Phainon walks right up to him with full confidence. “Mydeimos,” he says. “I want a divorce.”
Mydei blinks. “You want WHAT?”
Phainon loses his memory. He wakes up convinced that he and Mydei are married. And that they should get divorced.
(Russian | русский translation thanks to the lovely Zhena_kyubi_no_yuko!)
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17 Mar 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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09 Mar 2026
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FOR THE RECORD
by Viktor NikiforovWhat it takes to craft an Olympic Champion, and what it takes to be one.
Or: Viktor Nikiforov, sports journalist and retired figure skater, interviews Olympic Champion Yuuri Katsuki for an exclusive piece.
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16 Feb 2026
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In which Yuuri spends a 25 hour flight next to Victor Nikiforov, skating legend, and feels it might simultaneously be the best and worst thing that has ever happened to him.
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14 Feb 2026
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“I’m gonna rub my dick on your abs.”
Changbin bursts into giggles. He has said Hyunjin knows how to assert himself clearly and that applies in a lot of ways. Also, Hyunjin is drugged on all his post-performance feel-good chemicals and he’s babbling.
Changbin squeezes Hyunjin’s waist. “Sure, baby.”
“Whore,” Hyunjin mutters under his breath.
Changbin bursts into full-blown laughter this time. “Okay, was that necessary?”
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30 Oct 2025
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“My mom wants to meet you."
Hyunjin looks up at Changbin, and it takes all of his willpower to hold eye contact. His skin feels hot, he’s squirming in his seat on the couch, he knows he’s blushy and smiley but he’s past the point of caring about that in front of Changbin now. “You told your mom about me?"
Changbin smiles and tilts his head. “Yeah, I told my mom about you,” he laughs. “Like, six months ago.”
Hyunjin decides it's time to tell his parents about his boyfriend.
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30 Oct 2025
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if you give a scribe a cookie by luminvies for lilahjs028
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Feb 2024
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As Kaveh inspects the space that is about to become his new home, he thinks to himself that the room with those marbled counters and a familiar set of wood utensils hanging on the wall. In fact, when he squints closer, he recognizes the model of the stand mixer that’s sitting in the corner. It almost looks like—
“My name is Al-Haitham,” the man—Al-Haitham, apparently—says, and Kaveh looks at him, looks at the chest that he vaguely recognized, turns to look at the counters that he now pinpoints from motherfucking YouTube, and fully lets his jaw drop again with no regard for propriety.
Fuck first impressions. It seems that they’ve already had theirs.
“No the fuck you aren’t,” Kaveh says.
Kaveh moves into the house of his archnemesis. And then he bakes for him, as one does for their mortal enemy that they definitely don't have a crush on.
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04 Oct 2025
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down by the banks, a sunflower blooms by kavehaithams (seolarspear)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 May 2024
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“Kaveh,” he confirms. “He is renowned in his line of work for his skill and passion.”
Lord Kusanali nods as if he had proved one of her silent queries. “I was hoping he would lend me a hand with this project,”
“I’m sure he would be honored,” he says earnestly.
She smiles, cheeks dimpling. “Do you really think so?”
Alhaitham smiles back, small, easy. “I know him quite well."
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Or, the one where Alhaitham is terribly, terribly in love with Kaveh.
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03 Oct 2025
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Sunder by naqaashi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Nov 2024
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After the fall of Lotus Pier, Wei Wuxian gives up his golden core to save his brother. Far away, his soulmate spends two days screaming, feeling every second of it.
In which the road to hell is paved with Wei Ying's good intentions, and Lan Wangji has to find their way back out again.
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A Golden Core Transfer Fix-it Fic
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November 2024 - Updated with epilogue
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10 Aug 2025
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“And this is our security team.” Nicolas introduced them. “Claude, Pierre and Channie. Or Chris. Chris is actually also Australian, just like you. Might be something to bond over.”
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- Part 6 of felix bingo
- Part 1 of sunmoon (chanlix) bingo
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01 Jul 2025
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Still, Hyunjin longs for Changbin like he breathes, even with the distance and even with the time. He’s hoping that maybe he just hasn’t given himself enough distance or enough time, and the more faraway countries he travels to and the more texts he leaves unanswered, the more his longing will wither away.
It hasn’t worked yet. Not even a little. But he’s trying to get better, see?
Hyunjin left town and ghosted his best friend. He’s forced to confront it at his friends' engagement party.
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11 Jun 2025
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The secret between them is this: Hyunjin is the most beautiful man alive, and Changbin wants him.
That’s not the secret, exactly. Most people know this.
The secret is more like: Hyunjin is the most beautiful man alive and he knows this, and Changbin wants him anyway.
The secret, really, is that Hyunjin can have anyone, a venn diagram between who Hyunjin wants and who he can have that’s closer to a circle than a sliver of overlap, and still, he crawls into Changbin’s bed with hooded eyes and pink lips and long fingers and Changbin is too weak to resist.
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07 Jun 2025
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Acclaimed television director Bang Chan’s newest drama is billed as a romance; his first foray into the genre.
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02 Jun 2025
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frostburn by spearbreaker
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2025
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In exchange for his kingdom, Chan is offered the most beautiful man in the world.
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22 Apr 2025
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Jeongin was completely comfortable with the fact that his dad’s love came in the form of cheese buldak and mint chocolate chip ice cream and silly little gifts and bags upon bags of home cooked food and cups of coffee and lighthearted scolding, he always has been. But apparently, he actually does express his love in other ways. A lot of other ways. Through pet names and hand holding and hugs and arms slung around shoulders and kisses on foreheads and by saying it. He says it all the time.
Just not to Jeongin.
Jeongin's dad's new boyfriend invites him on their couples trip to Mexico. He sees a side of his father that he has never seen before.