monocrastinator
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colubrum in sinu fovere by deepseagirl, monocrastinator
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
25 May 2020
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“Why don’t you entertain me, hm? Bounty hunter.”
[Aesopica 176]
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Plenty of Time by monocrastinator for MilkManTime
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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He hadn’t known what he had expected his sentence to be. But to be sent to slay a dragon? That certainly wasn't it.
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“Listen carefully, petit lapin. I am going to take you-” Aesop’s breath hitches as ice cold fingers brush gently, mockingly, against his cheek - “bound hand to foot, at my mercy, helpless as you struggle in the air. You may try to escape like what happened last time, but I will catch you again. I am going to take you down into the basement, and I will punish you for your insubordination. By the time I am done with you, you will be a quivering mess, shaking at the mere sound of my voice and ghost of my touch. Do you understand?”
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Lancelot jolts awake as the door opens.
"How have you been, Lan-chan?"
Lancelot says nothing.
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Gran doesn't know why he does it.
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Fifteen years have passed since Aziraphale returned to Heaven, and still sometimes Crowley feels shell shocked and embarrassed and grief-stricken. And mostly, he still feels numb. Fifteen years isn’t really so long, in the grand scheme of things, and yet these have somehow been the longest years of his existence. He can almost feel time crawling by, laughing at him.
But slowly, so slowly, Crowley began to try again. To try harder. To find a piece of himself that Aziraphale had not touched. To find a piece of himself that does not need changing.
On his good days, he can open up. His friends come over to the flat, once in a while, and Maggie brings new records and Muriel brings burnt cookies that no-one complains about because they're so proud of them. They'll exchange stories and simply enjoy each other's company for a few hours.
And sometimes, he feels almost alright.
Until Crowley turns around and Aziraphale is there, standing in front of him, trying to stop the world from ending all over again.
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- Part 1 of we are ineffable, my dear
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05 Jun 2026
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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05 Jun 2026
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Once upon a time, an angel and a demon hitched a ride on the Ark.
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26 May 2026
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Apple Blossom by illogically_ineffable (Hadlathneth)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2026
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The problem - his problem - was a certain cute bookseller who worked there and the fact that Anthony couldn't imagine his morning without making heart-eyes at him through the dusty shop window anymore.
Or, Anthony and Asa's first meeting, but from Anthony's perspective.
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24 May 2026
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three's company by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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“Rocky,” I say sharply. The irritation feels unpleasant inside me, foreign like a toxin.
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23 May 2026