mistercrystal
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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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- Part 1 of Thank You For Being A Friend
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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The bellboy scene was glazed over way too quickly. What if we held space for that?
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- Part 1 of HR Porn (with a little plot)
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Close to Me by AkirasStories
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Nov 2025
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“Your space is nice,” Hollander whispers back, leaning in, breath warm against Ilya’s chest. “Smells like mint.”
Ilya stops breathing.
Hollander’s eyes are half-lidded, dazed, soft in a way Ilya has never seen. “Ilya,” he murmurs.
And Ilya nearly chokes. The first name. His actual first name. Whispered like something intimate. Sacred. They’ve never called each other by their first name. Always Hollander. Always Rozanov. Ilya is so stunned he almost doesn’t process the next words, almost can’t translate them despite living in the States for almost four years now.
or: ilya is spiraling about what his roomate could be doing on a random tuesday night. he's not prepared when the night takes an unexpected turn.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov Drabbles
- Part 1 of hollanov college au
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Glass Door by banthafodder87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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Hayden Pike thought he knew everything about his best friend. He knew Shane Hollander’s coffee order, his blood type, and his superstitious need for a "lucky" hat. But he didn't know about the secret domestic life Shane was hiding behind the sliding glass door of his Lanaudière cottage. When Hayden arrives unannounced, he expects "guy time" and a fun weekend with Shane. Instead, he witnesses a soft, private domesticity between Shane and the one man Hayden thought they both hated most: Ilya Rozanov. Forced to reconcile the "World’s Biggest Asshole" with the man who expertly calms Shane through a devastating panic attack, Hayden realizes that if he wants to stay in Shane’s life, he’ll have to learn to play a new part.
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Big, Useless, and Mine by ffa7b6, isto4u
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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Shane buys panties to surprise Ilya. Unfortunately they’re far too small for his big, useless cock and thick thighs 🥺🥺🥺
Please mind the tags for degradation (there’s a lot of Ilya saying Shane’s massive dick is useless and that Shane is just a hole) and feminization of Shane in his panties.
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It truly was a terrible idea, they both knew that, but god was it a hot one. A bluetooth-controlled vibrating buttplug was the last thing Shane expected when Ilya handed him the small gift box.
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- Part 1 of off the ice (smutty hollanov one shots)