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    The adoration doesn’t die down as the season progresses, much to Roy’s chagrin. Instead, the ladies channel their cooing towards one contestant in particular, ramping up the theatrics enough that Janice waltzes in one night with a handheld fan, blasting air across her face each time the man is on screen.

    “You don’t think this is a little overboard?” Roy asks, ignoring when Janice turns the fan in his direction. “What’s so special about Jamie?”

    Jamie, 25: Yoga Instructor has a penchant for patterned shirts that are bright enough to warrant sunglasses for protection against blindness. The lad’s not an eyesore by any means, but that much hair gel? Roy’s not sure if he’s trying to craft a hairstyle or a fucking astronaut helmet.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    His grandad used to say, lightning never strikes twice. He would give Roy a sly grin when he did, eyes twinkling and accent thick. Even then, Roy knew it held more meaning than the obvious.

    (Roy slowly begins to realize what love is.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    - and then they suddenly break into another well known melody, one he hasn’t heard in ages and he wheels around and there’s Roy Kent, the Roy Kent, Roy fucking Kent, in his black shirt and jeans, with that face chiseled out of stone and the vibe of a thunderstorm that could wreck a country, striding onto the pitch, to the dugout and the other coaches.

    Well.

    He’s fucked.

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    some things go differently than they did during Season 2.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    If he'd stayed a footballer, he doesn't know if he'd have made it to this age. He'd have been fucking miserable, he's rather sure— dealing with Dad, living in the public eye, pushing his body to its limits, never really getting a break. He'd not have found out that he actually is quite smart when he works for it, and that he can make proper friends who don't just follow him around because they think he's the shit. He'd not have found the sense of freedom and independence and normalcy that he's come to enjoy.

    Going to uni was the right thing to do, and now he's off to work a job he loves, and he never has to fucking worry about scoring goals ever again. Life is perfect, he's quite sure.

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    in which things are a little different, but some things (like roy kent) always remain.

    aka. the au in which jamie is a physiotherapist, and roy is roy.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    There’s no doubt in Roy’s mind that Jamie Tartt is going to be a thorn in his side for a long time.

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    13 Jun 2026