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    Pansy bit her lip, “Look, I… I’ve been speaking to Hermione -,”

    “Granger?!” Draco spluttered.

    “Weasley-Granger,” she reminded him, “And no, I don’t mean her, she’s already married remember,”

    “Then who?!”

    Pansy grimaced a little, and said shortly, “Potter,”

    The silence between them was palpable.

    “Potter,” Draco said slowly, “You want me… to marry Harry Potter,”

    Draco had given up on love officially - he was done with it in fact. Three broken engagements later and all it had brought him was heartache and pain, and he’d had enough. But if he wanted to have any chance of exonerating his family name in the eyes of Wizarding Britain, he needed to get married (despite what Pansy said to the contrary) and preferably sooner rather than later. A political match was just what he needed. A match with no expectation of love.

    That’s what he’d planned for, at least.

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    04 May 2026

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    “It could be a scar - stretched tight. Draco, come here, look properly!” Lucius reached back and caught his wrist; he was so close to Potter that even in the darkness, he was able to see the other’s familiar green eyes, “What do you think?”
    Draco rocked back onto his heels, “I don’t know,”
    His attempt to back away was halted by his father’s hand on his shoulder, “Look again, Draco,” Lucius hissed in his ear, “Look again,”
    Fear spiked in Draco’s gut. He looked into green eyes, and this time he saw resignation. Potter knew that his courage had failed even before Draco did.
    Draco took a shuddering breath, and whispered, “It’s him.”

    Draco awoke on the fifth on April at the beginning of the Easter holidays of his final year at Hogwarts not knowing that today would be important. Not knowing that today, Harry Potter, undesirable number one himself, would be dragged to the Manor’s front doorstep, and bring with him the pain of Draco’s greatest mistake.
    Draco awoke on the firth of April. Draco awoke on the fifth of April again. And again. And again.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “What would you have done if I had done it?” Harry asked hoarsely.

    “Fixed it,” Draco said easily.

    "How?"

    “Cast doubt in as many different directions as I could. Then concealed or misinterpreted the evidence as much as reasonably possible.”

    Harry frowned. “It wouldn’t have bothered you? That I’d killed someone?” Draco shook his head and for the first time, Harry looked genuinely amused. “I think your sense of morality might be a little messed up.”

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    That Cormac McLaggen was dead didn't overly concern Draco at all. That he'd turned up dead in Harry's kitchen was somewhat more alarming. But it was fine. One way or another, Draco was going to fix this.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Harry leaves the white limbo of King's Cross to find himself in his childhood cupboard once again. Luckily for him, it seems he's brought Ron and Hermione back with him, and with his best friends at his side he can do anything.
    The Golden Trio take Hogwarts by storm, a bit more jaded and ruthless than before and determined to undermine the war before it ever truly starts.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    02 Mar 2026