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    Peter never actually thought he and MJ would be using the guest bedroom all that much. The wayward in-law visit here and there, maybe an old friend stopping by for the night but never anything more.

    However when you're the only stable-ish adult surrounded by emotionally inconsistent teens with varying home lives, you find that room to be much more frequently visited.

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    Just a bunch of one or two-shots of Miya Chinen angst. Whatever I feel whenever I feel. Enjoy🤷🏾

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    There's enough pain in canon already bro

    Just let me kids be happy...that's all I ask...

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    Roman knows the only way to keep the Sides from hating him is to make sure he’s perfect. He needs to say the right things, act the right way, and smile at the right times. But his endless practicing, high standards, and ugly thoughts are only making him screw up more. He needs to get a handle on things and become the perfect prince they want, or he’ll be kicked out for good.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    This fic is literally one of The Fics of all time. I think of this at least once a day. I read it when I was 14 and now I'm reading it again at 20 and I will continue this until I cannot physically open ao3 again.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Duke Thomas. 16 years old. Parents currently in group facility for jokerization victims and deemed unfit to care for Duke. Aggressive with perceived authority figures. History of fights at schools and home. Prone to elopement.

    Duke's read his file before--has heard Tammy complain about his problematic behaviors nearly every meeting. As he burned his way through every foster home in the city, Duke knew he'd run out of people willing to let him stay. When Tammy presented the ultimatum, Bruce Wayne or Juvie, it wasn't even a choice.

    Now, 8 months in and having already passed his 2 month record of longest stay at a foster home, Duke finds himself wondering if maybe he could plant roots with the Waynes. They seem to accept him so easily, already calling him their brother and wanting to include him in family events. He may not be theirs, but maybe that would be okay.

    Of course, Duke should have known better. When the Wayne children start asking Bruce when he's going to pull the trigger to adopt Duke already, he realizes that they only wanted him if he was going to be theirs. Feeling trapped and unwelcome, Duke decides fuck it.

    He runs.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas I love Duke Thomas

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    Kirishima is hit with a quirk that requires him to maintain physical contact with someone or risk death. His friends are always willing to help him out, but just this once, he wishes they wouldn’t.

    Especially Bakugo. Has he always cared so much?

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Literally the best thing to ever grace the MHA fandom. Burning this into the back of my eyelids as we speak

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    The civilian laughs, helping the other women to their feet, “What are you, some kinda teenage assassin? Kid ninja?”

    Duke can't help the bark of surprised laughter that's pulled from him, slumping the henchmen against the back of the cargo container with more force than necessary — which they deserve. His laughter hangs onto his words when he helps the rest of the women out the container one by one, heart tight and heavy when they take deep breaths of fresh air, despite the stench of Gotham's river. It, hilariously, smells like freedom.

    “Nah, just a kid from the Narrows,” Duke says with warmth.

    (The one day Duke decides to take a day off from being Signal — everything goes wrong.)

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Yummy yummy Duke fics my beloved