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I wanna sleep next to you
I wanna come home to you
I wanna hold hands with you
I wanna be close to you -
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Combeferre let out a sigh, “Our all-powerful leader is refusing to acknowledge that he’s sick.”
“That’s because I’m not-”
“SO,” Courfeyrac butted in, “We are refusing to hold the meeting until Monsieur ‘Sleep is for the weak’ finally admits his weakness and gets some fucking rest.” -
This Impossible Year by mayjeffneverstopyou
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
23 Mar 2017
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There's no sunshine
There's no you and me
There's no good times
This impossible year
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Oscar has two major skills: advanced magic theory and catastrophic life choices. Maybe a minor in anxiety-fuelled internal dialogue. To keep his family afloat, and finally use his magic degree for *something*, he signs up with El Plaan: an adventurer's guild in a neighbouring city.
He’s picturing low-risk jobs, maybe the occasional polite fireball. Instead, the guild teams him up Max: lethal, terrifyingly competent, weaponised broodiness, and inexplicably invested in keeping one frazzled mage alive.
or: the one where Oscar thought he was just doing jobs for the money but ends up finding something more instead. Oh and tries not to die in the process.
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21 Jun 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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27 May 2026
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If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.
Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and he changes everything.
a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU
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- Part 3 of Formula supernatural
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15 May 2026
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“Hey, I thought I might see you before the big launch,” you call out as they approach you. “Nerves getting the better of you?”
They don't reply, just... look at you for a while. They slowly scan over your clothes, your hands, your face, lingering at your scarred eye.
You arch a brow at them. “Need something, hatchling?”
Eventually, they settle within themself, square their shoulders, and look at you. “Think you can give me a hand with something for a minute?”
or - a series of goodbyes that didn't stick.
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05 Apr 2026
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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11 Jul 2025