5 Works by masterofmatchbox

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    Summary

    "What do you want me to do with this?"

    "…Open it?"

     

    or: valentine's day, 2016

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    340
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    Summary

    “Do you want to hear me fucking complain? Huh? Do you? Because I can complain if you want me to complain. I haven’t had a reasonable shower since they put this cast on me, it takes me five minutes to get up or down this stupid ladder, I can’t write, I can barely type, I’ve ruined half my shirts eating with my left hand, and I can’t fucking jerk off!”

    “Oh my God, really? That’s what you’re so bitchy for? You haven’t come in two weeks? Nursey, I’ll jerk you off myself if you’ll shut the fuck up!”

    or: dex, nursey, a sports injury, and a terrible handjob that progresses into a sicknasty blowjob

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    957
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    Summary

    The first time Chowder walks in on Dex and Nursey, it's an accident.

    The second time is sort of on purpose.
    Not really on purpose from Chowder’s perspective, more so from Dex and Nursey’s, but he’ll get to that later.

    The third time is absolutely, undeniably on purpose.

    or:

    3 times Chowder walks in on Nursey and Dex fucking nasty, and the last time, they do something about it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    786
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    Summary

    Nursey makes a beeline towards Dex at the table after getting his own mug. On his way to his own seat, Nurse shoves a hand in Dex’s hair to ruffle it. “Morning, Dexalicious.”

    God has abandoned Dex. There’s not even a modicum of justice left in this world.

    Nursey’s fingers catch in the tangles in Dex’s hair on the way out.

    An uncharacteristically high pitched definitely-not-moan pushes out of Dex’s mouth against his will, and he smacks his hand over his mouth like that would shove it back in.

     

    or: 5 times nursey pulls dex's hair, and 1 time he doesn't

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,512
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    Summary

    Dex doesn't drink.

    Not at small group hangouts, not at celebrations, not at kegsters–hell, Nursey doesn't even think Dex drinks in private.

    Which is why Nursey is really puzzled to see Dex with a red solo cup in his hand.

    He watches as Dex makes his way to the dance floor, cup in hand. This should be fun. Dex never dances, always so insistent that he can't dance for shit, come on, guys.

    It starts to become less fun and more puzzling as he watches Dex start dancing with random people. And it's not just dancing, it's give-Patrick-Swayze-a-run-for-his-money dirty dancing, grinding and swaying and caressing in a way that no one as awkward or uptight or stiff as William Poindexter usually is should be able to.

     

    or: dex doesn't drink because he is a desperate and horny drunk, until one night he does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,095

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