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    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes. Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to merge these two different approaches to money management; It does not go the way Shane thinks it will.

    They had been married for 32 days.

    And now was the big conversation: estate planning, their assets, and what combining them would look like.

    Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment.

    He was, after all, Shane Hollander; he had approached his financial future with all of the key characteristics of a Hollander. His mom had guided his career, negotiating sizable contracts for him, and his father worked for the Treasury. It was in his blood.

    Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Eleven years ago, a total psychopath walked into a bar, onto a wharf, and all over Captain Shane Hollander’s life. And then he did it again, and again.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

    The members of the Kelvin's crew watch over Jim as much as he lets them.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The first rule—well, okay, not the first rule, but honestly all the rules about where to stand and what to wear and how to eat and how often to wash and how long you could keep salami under the bed before it “went bad” (Obi-Wan thought this number was zero, which was obviously absurd) all kind of blurred together in his mind—the first rule that really stood out to Anakin was, “we don’t go to level thirteen, because the Bats live there.”

    Or, the Star Wars/Batman crossover absolutely no one asked for.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.

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    15 Jun 2026