made_of_tea
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Sanji looked over at him. "You're gay?"
"You got a problem with it, I'll stab you."
"No, no, no, I don't. Just didn't expect it from you." Sanji drained the last bit of his wine. "Top or bottom?" Zoro stomped his foot on top of Sanji's hard under the table. Sanji drew his leg up, body curling back. "Ow! I guess I deserved that."
Nami scrubbed a hand over her face. "Why do I go drinking with you guys?"
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Sanji gets drunk and says some things he probably shouldn't. Luffy sees this as a win.
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Looking Good, Legs by made_of_tea
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Apr 2026
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"You'd make a good housewife, legs," Zoro said, putting his empty glass back on the table.
Nami chuckled as Sanji turned red and said, "Househusband! And shut up!"
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5 times Zoro calls Sanji 'legs' in a poor attempt at flirting, and one time Sanji does something about it.
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Ilya Rozanov's Sex Ed Class by made_of_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Harris appeared in the doorway. "Troy said we're giving a dick-sucking talk?"
Ilya threw his hands out, exasperated. "We do not need every dick-sucker in the building to explain this."
"Maybe not, but I don't want to miss an Ilya Rozanov dick-sucking speech," Harris said, standing next to Troy.
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Ilya has become the go-to guy for sex advice. This time, everyone else joins in.
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Drunk Ear-Piercings Make For Great Meet-Cutes by made_of_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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Ilya smiled, obviously drunk. "I am a loverboy." Shane rolled his eyes.
"I fell in love with Cassie the first time I met her," Bood said. "I helped her find a lost earring at a party. It was blue and dangly."
Shane was about to question how Bood could possibly have fallen in love at first sight when Ilya suddenly slapped the table and yelled, "I should get earrings!"
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The Centaurs are out drinking after a home win against Montreal. Amid a discussion of love and experimentation, Ilya decides he needs to get his ears pierced immediately. Luca gets a date and Shane falls even more in love with his husband.
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Victoria Von Hemen's triumphant return. This time with lasting results.
(Could be read as a standalone. But the first one is good too. ;) )
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- Part 2 of Dennis In Drag
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A Locket With Her Picture Inside by made_of_tea
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
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