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Foster Montgomery Preparatory School is a sight to behold. Beautiful buildings in front of a beautiful Appalachian backdrop, a rich history, behind wrought iron gates with the carefully chosen Latin motto at the very top: “strenuis ardua cedunt.”
“The heights yield to endeavor.”
The price tag for such a distinguished and revered institution, for tuition, room, and board is $56,250. A year.
A boarding school AU that features two boys who can never say how they really feel.
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- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by limebug07
24 May 2026
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AU. An overworked university student, an endearing chatterbox, art, loads of fluff, and nudity. Lots and lots of nudity!
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- Part 1 of Praise and Thanksgiving
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12 Dec 2018
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Louis adjusted his suspenders a bit and picked up the next book when someone cleared their throat behind him, making Louis jump. He spun quickly around, hand on his chest and just barely remembered to not drop Diana Gabaldon’s newest thousand page hardback that would definitely have done damage to Louis’ feet.
Standing in front of him was someone who looked like he had just walked out of a motorcycle commercial. He had his hair pulled up in a bun, was wearing what looked to be an expensive as fuck leather jacket over a ratty Rolling Stones t-shirt, and were those sparkly boots? Louis wasn’t quite sure how to take him, but he certainly had a presence. He was also likely confused about his location and was clearly about to ask where the DVD section was.
Or the one where Louis is a nerdy English major who may just run into his happily ever after while working his shift at the local library.
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28 Feb 2018
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“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Louis says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. In the center of the table, a set of three glossy photos stares up at him, mocking him.
“A security detail is non-negotiable, Louis, you know this,” his mum reminds him, tapping the middle photo with two fingers.
Louis doesn’t look back down at the pictures, gesturing towards them wildly, over-dramatically. “This is not a security detail!” he protests. “This is a lanky college student. In what world do you hire someone like this kid to protect me?”
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- English
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- 44,906
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by limebug07
24 Feb 2018
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With seven years of blissful marriage behind them and four wonderfully unique kids to brag about, Harry and Louis seem to finally have life all figured out and under control. How much more real could it get?
Very real it turns out, when Harry reluctantly leaves home for a 5 day business trip leaving Louis to manage their rambunctious, hyperactive household. Do they really have it all under control or are they just faking it?
Featuring all the usual suspects, inside jokes, embarrassing moments and of course, Harry and Louis' wild antics + the addition of their four equally wild and outrageous kids.
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- Part 2 of Fake It Till You Make It
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- English
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- 82,015
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 116
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14 Feb 2017
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Harry is single, and more than anything wants to find love. Agreeing to sign up to a dating website was a bad, bad idea. Niall's bad, bad idea. Louis is single, but has no interest in relationships. Or so he tells himself. Harry is a lawyer whose boss, Nick, happens to give him a bonus, which he decides to splurge on a new work wardrobe. Louis is a frustrated designer, working as a personal shopper at Selfridges. Louis happens to be working on the day a very beautiful, but out of his depth, new customer ambles into their department in need of advice. Louis might have just found the muse he never knew he was looking for.
Featuring: Sophia as Louis' colleague, with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with his love life, whilst being oblivious when it comes to her own. Liam as the ‘IT bloke from downstairs’ with the mother of all crushes on Sophia. Niall as Harry's sport's writer flatmate who spends most of his time making Harry's life as complicated as possible. Zayn as Louis’ flatmate and lifelong best friend, whose cat, Noodle/Princess/Princess Noodle loves Louis more than it loves him. And Nick as Harry's boss and one of Louis' regular customers: is Imelda Marcos reborn.
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- English
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- 103,369
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 633
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Bookmarked by limebug07
06 Feb 2017
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AU. Louis is a nanny in suburban New Jersey, and the neighbors' son is home from college for the summer. It was supposed to be a fling.
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- English
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- 100,585
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by limebug07
29 Jan 2017
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Nine days ago. The book was supposed to be back nine days ago. The one book Louis needs isn’t available, but it should be, if only the pretentious fuck who has it now, would be a decent enough person to return it on time.
I don’t care if it’s not available, Louis thinks, I need that book and I’m going to get it.
Or: a girl direction fic where Harry refuses to return her book to the library and Louis has no patience.
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29 Jan 2017
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"It is a bit weird, innit," says Liam, curled up on the floor in front of the sofa in the living area of their hotel suite. "Like, how none of us are seeing anyone." They'd had an interview today, before the show, and the interviewer had not been able to shut up about it. 'Five eligible hot guys, and none of you have a girlfriend! Is it just to make your fans think they have a chance?'
Or: In which Liam finally figures out they're all a bit gay for each other, and various sexy hijinks ensue.
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- English
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- 16,331
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Bookmarked by limebug07
22 Dec 2016
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“Well,” Louis says, searching for something to relieve this tension. “I think if a bloke gets kicked out of his stats exam for a knock knock joke, he deserves to hear the punchline, yeah?”
“Oh!” Harry says, beaming. “I forgot where we left off, what was it again?” He looks overjoyed to be exchanging a shit joke.
“Ah, you said knock knock, then I said who’s there, and then you said Noah,” Louis supplies helpfully. He hates that he's actually curious about the rest of the joke. “So, Noah who?”
“Oh,” says Harry, in a much different tone, dragging out the syllable. He looks bashful now. Louis cannot keep up with this boy, it's going to kill him. “Right, well.” He shuffles his feet. Fuck, what kind of knock knock joke gets a boy nervous? “Noah a good place we could get something to eat?”
[Harry and Louis get kicked out of a statistics exam for passing a knock knock joke note, and subsequently fall in love. Harry's a virgin, there's a cat, a hot cocoa date, a lot of sex, even more knock knock jokes, and everything is lovely and happy.]
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- English
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- 86,066
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by limebug07
22 Dec 2016
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I know that it's complicated, but I'm a loser in love so baby by lakeoffire
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Larry Stylinson - Fandom
05 Aug 2013
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Harry is smart, but when he talks he sounds like a blithering idiot, so he stays in the back and bakes cakes. Louis is bubbly and wonderful, he is eccentric and sees past Harry's speech impediment. And when they are in bed Harry surprises both of them with his dirty talk. Woo!
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22 Dec 2016
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Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.
(They do.)
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22 Dec 2016
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Louis is just zipping back up when the door swings open with a swell of noise and someone shuffles up next to him, shoes tapping loudly against the tile floor. Louis turns to see who’s walked in and just violated the code of the men’s toilet by taking the urinal next to him and is met with wide, green eyes and red lips stretched into a brilliant smile.
“Happy new year,” the guy grins, shaking long, curly hair away from his face. “You look sharp. Sorry, do you mind holding this for a minute? I don’t really have any place to keep it and it’s kind of a hassle, getting out of these things. Don’t want it to fall in.”
He indicates his legs with the hand clutching a pale pink phone, and Louis’ gaze drops. Speechless, Louis takes the phone, eyes locked on the guy’s legs. His gorgeous legs, clad only in a pair of black thigh-highs held up by a silky black garter belt.
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22 Dec 2016
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AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.
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- Part 1 of Relief Next To Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 333,703
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 2,641
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- 17,226
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Bookmarked by limebug07
21 Dec 2016
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It doesn't explain why he's lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.
As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis' wet dreams since he was about eighteen.
(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 248
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21 Dec 2016
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i can be the motor (you'll be the gasoline) by kiwikero for delightfulship
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
29 Jun 2015
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Harry is a British pop star living in LA. While trying to escape his reality of publicity stunts and record sales, his Harley breaks down. Stranded in the mountains, Harry has no choice but to call for help.
And, somehow, a fit tow truck driver with the ocean in his eyes might end up fixing more than just Harry's bike.
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- English
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- 7,978
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- 1/1
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21 Dec 2016
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louis is a terrible poet and harry lives in the now and they have six weeks to fall in love but, really, it only takes six seconds. bookshop meets military meets summer romance au ft. marlboros, the backstreet boys, and underrated literary devices.
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- English
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- 41,042
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 502
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21 Dec 2016
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The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He's wanted it right from the start, and it doesn't make sense, because Harry's always been so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 68
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21 Dec 2016
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21 Dec 2016
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You Are The Blood by sarcasticfluentry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2014
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A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 175,151
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 757
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- 328,640
Bookmarked by limebug07
21 Dec 2016