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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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27 Jun 2026
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In which Alhaitham’s grandmother thinks they’re a couple and, well. They play along.
Alhaitham was a good actor. No, that was an understatement: Alhaitham was an impressively skilled actor. He was utterly unfazed throughout the exchange, — even while discussing honeymoon plans — a languid arm thrown around Kaveh’s waist, rubbing absentminded circles onto his skin as if he were perfectly at ease pretending that Kaveh really was his lover, his safe space, his joy and comfort.
And it was… oddly soothing. A firm, grounding grip on his body, a compliment here and there, a demonstration of care and attention in between comments about Inazuman tourist attractions. It felt natural, even, organic, as if Alhaitham weren’t acting at all. And that was the worst part. The last thing Kaveh needed was to fall in love with his roommate (who he also considered to be his best friend, although he’d never admit that out loud).
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- Part 1 of grandson-in-law
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20 Jun 2026
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When Sethos left the class, the two were arguing again, this time about which textbook would be best for the class. Their altercations hadn't really stopped at any moment, because every time Professor Thoth asked a question, Kaveh's hand shot up while Alhaitham leisurely raised his, and they each confronted each other's points in increasingly passive-aggressive language.
They hated each other's guts, and it was frankly hilarious. Why they sat right next to each other would remain a mystery, but Sethos guessed that it was probably to amp up the tension.
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- Part 18 of oneshots!!
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20 Jun 2026
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how to bag a boyfriend (accidentally) by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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In which Alhaitham tries to strike up a friendship with his senior, but, unknowingly:
“Guess who just asked me out?”
Kaveh was grinning, or perhaps it should be described as a mischievous smirk colouring his lips, as he flipped his hair over his shoulder and sat next to his friends. “You’ll never guess,” he sang.
Tighnari raised a brow. “Who?”
“I don’t know if you know him,” Kaveh continued. “Alhaitham.”
Cyno’s jaw dropped in utter shock, and Kaveh laughed at his widened eyes. “Exactly.”
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20 Jun 2026
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the two smartest men in sumeru are fucking idiots by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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“Such a sweet little junior,” Kaveh cooed as Alhaitham brought him a cup of tea and a tin of biscuits.
Alhaitham replied with nothing other than a low huff while he sat down next to Kaveh on the divan, seemingly unbothered by the comment which would have surely warranted an impromptu amputation had it come from anyone else.
“Is the sweet little junior in the room with us?” Tighnari asked, raising an eyebrow.
Or: Alhaitham and Kaveh are remarkably touchy with each each other, so their friends decide to take the matter into their own hands.
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- Part 3 of oneshots!!
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20 Jun 2026