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    All Harry Potter ever wanted was to finally be accepted as someone other than an incurably criminal boy. A fresh start in Slytherin - which, admittedly, does seem to have a worrying proportion of goons - seems to be just what he needs to make some lifelong friendships. And if that life happens to be an immortal one, all the better.

    It's too bad that the high-pitched voice in his head has other ideas.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”

    The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”

    “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”

    OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.

    The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    17 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    “His name’s Jason Todd.”

    And the world is cleaved in two under her feet.

    “Todd?” She says, aghast. He looks at her, hopeful and disappointed in tandem, branded on his features.

    The boy.

    Jason Todd.

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    Simply put, Jason Todd was a product of desperation.

    Sheila Haywood meets Jason Todd (again). Catherine Todd won't leave the either of them alone.

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Jason sat at his desk, and turned the card around in his hands. He was upset with Bruce, and felt a tight ball of anger lodged in his throat. He needed to talk to someone about it all, and that was exactly what Dick had offered.

    “Call me at this number,” he’d said. “I’ve been where you’re at, and I’m a good listener.”

    Jason scrunched his nose in frustration, and finally decided, what’s the worst that could happen?

    He dialed the number into his phone, and hit call.

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    Basically, taking Dick and Jason’s first meeting in Post-Crisis and running with it.

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    17 Jun 2026