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How to have sex with the man you love and not die of embarrassment by talesofwhales
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
04 Jul 2026
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It's all in the title.
Sequel to House rules.Series
- Part 2 of Once upon a time, James Bond enters a bar, orders a martini, finds a boyfriend and adopts a bar cat
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21 Jul 2026
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5 times Bond avenges a customer service worker, and one time a customer service worker avenges him
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James stumbles upon a bar one block away from his new flat. The bar is quiet on weeknights, serves a passable martini, and the staff knows the difference between someone who needs a drink and someone who needs a story. So James stays.Series
- Part 1 of Once upon a time, James Bond enters a bar, orders a martini, finds a boyfriend and adopts a bar cat
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21 Jul 2026
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Q’s eyes performed that flick down, and up, over that torso he knew well – could identify in a line up, or a body-bag, and back up again, to catch 007 performing the same action over his own, much scrawnier body.
Q was willing to let this pass - if only Bond hadn’t walked past, and performed the same look again, this time lingering on Q’s bare chest.
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Q doesn't want Bond to fetishise him, even if he does want the agent, rather badly.- Language:
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23 May 2026
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Bonds says, "We should get married," as if he's simply commenting on the weather, and the circuit board Q's been fiddling with bursts into flames.
The two incidents are not unrelated.
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Bond and Q get married. It's not what it looks like.
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21 May 2026
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I've measured out my life with coffee spoons by mimosa (Error305_Proxy)
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
29 Jan 2013
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In which Q opens a cafe across the street from MI6 headquarters, and James Bond is intrigued. (only semi-AU)
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