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    “You write like a drunk pigeon,” James says, turning the paper to the side and squinting. “Seriously, aren’t noble people supposed to know how to write?”

    Regulus steals the scroll back, rolls it, and wacks him on the head with it. “Shut it,” he says, so James drops the subject and eyes the scroll instead.

    “What’s this, then? Are we conjuring the devil?”

    Regulus kisses his teeth. “I have… rules.”

    “No kidding,” he deadpans.

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    Prompt 63: When James won’t shut up about how he could get with anyone he wants, Sirius challenges him to a bet: if James can persuade Sirius’ ice cold younger brother Regulus to go out with James on three dates, Sirius will do all of James’ homework for a full term.

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    Regulus Black was cheated on, dumped, and now faces the Christmas gala with “sad, lonely and reject” practically stamped on his forehead.

    His brother suggests finding a date who can follow a script, look devastating in an expensive tux, and help his ex choke on pretentious food.

    James Potter knows an opportunity when he sees one.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Step one: get disowned and kicked out.
    Step two: move in with your estranged brother and his alarmingly wholesome boyfriend.
    Step three: catch feelings for the hot single dad down the hall.

    Regulus is thriving, thanks for asking.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    James and Regulus spend the weeks leading up to Christmas in detention. Between meddling house elves, romantic matchmaking, and baking mishaps, Regulus tries to keep his feelings for James locked away.

    James is determined to get closer. But is Regulus willing to take the risk?

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    Karma isn’t real. Destiny is a lie. Fate doesn’t exist. A higher power that guides people in life is the greatest bull crap to have ever been invented by humans who were just desperate to explain unexplainable things... Right?

    Or, Regulus and James meet coincidentally at the airport as they are both travelling to London for Christmas not knowing they were invited by the same person.

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