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    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    your children have killed me. killed me dead.

    @ShaneHollander24✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    *our

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.

    @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. 

    (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    He'd still not seen them kiss or touch in any way that signified love or affection, despite their now very public relationship and the elephant-in-the-room matching gold rings. No, instead, he’d seen Hollander push Rozanov away and tell him to 'fuck off'. 

    The next half an hour did nothing to lessen his view that they do not seem very compatible. They barely touch. Every time Rozanov moved to touch his husband, Hollander moved away, looking awkward. Instead, they bickered and threw chirps at one another like they were still bitter rivals on the ice.

    Then, slowly but surely, Shane Hollander got drunk.

    The second the third vodka passed Shane's lips, Wyatt Hayes had let out a long-suffering sigh and said, "Here they go."

    Scott frowned, not understanding. "What do you mean?"

    Boodram chuckled. “Oh, you’ll see.”

    Scott and Carter exchanged a glance as if to say ‘what the fuck?’. 

    (scott doesn't understand how hollander and rozanov work. one night in his bar is enough for him to realise that he's an idiot)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    When Ilya tells Cliff that “Montreal Jane” is Shane Hollander, Cliff thinks he finally has a sense of what’s really going on.

    Ilya thinks Cliff probably needs to get his head checked.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

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    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

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    05 Jul 2026